krįs

I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk.

[krįs @kris_delabio]

@lululemon leggings are literal trash.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

There are some things worth dying for.

America,
the greatest experiment in Freedom the world has ever known, is one of them.

Here’s to the many that did,
so that we, and our children could live our dreams and breath the sweet air of Liberty.

God bless America

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Happy birthday, America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Josh Allen getting choked up as kids from Oishei Children’s Hospital congratulate him on winning MVP is everything.

What a video this is. 🥹

(🎥 @BuffaloBills)

[krįs @kris_delabio]

@SouthwestAir takes the cake each year for me on rudest workers 🎂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Im in the classic torture chamber where I cant tell if my internet keeps going out or whether #netflix is just constantly buffering and unwatchable for everybody

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

$200 billion more to Ukraine

$2,500 per month to illegal aliens

$750 to Americans who lost everything in Hurricane Helene

Imagine voting for more of this. Share so all Americans see this.

[krįs @kris_delabio]

If it’s not Eminem or Akon I don’t want it

[krįs @kris_delabio]

Chicks whose thighs don’t touch. What’s it like

[krįs @kris_delabio]

Make more movies on villains. I need more movies on all their childhood traumas and how we got to like eating peoples brains.

[krįs @kris_delabio]

kids are the OG gaslighters

[krįs @kris_delabio]

@denlen92 Ok good. I’m glad it’s not just me lol

[krįs @kris_delabio]

@stoolpresidente whyyy my shorts are STILL too short but your waitresses are in things I still don’t get it ?!?!!

[krįs @kris_delabio]

@barstoolsports told me my shorts were too short. Meanwhile all the servers are in thongs haha okay wtf really ?

[krįs @kris_delabio]

@elonmusk you are aging like a fine damn wine 🥵

[krįs @kris_delabio]

Does anyone else have like weird rules in their house because of their dogs? Like mine is you have to check under all blankets and/or pillows before you sit down in case Nebula is burrowed underneath…

[krįs @kris_delabio]

@GThugzz No good deed goes unpunished

[krįs @kris_delabio]

Does the U.S. government have a suggestion box? 🫠

[krįs @kris_delabio]

@KeshaRose is the OG Tik Tok

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

The thoughts and prayers of all of Bills Mafia are supporting you, Damar. 🙏