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@gospelekpete This is hay fever

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@DrPraveenwrites

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@IslamZebari Heard that he was the inspiration for turkish current icecream trend 😋

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@IndiaToday More than opposition MLA, political analysts like these have lost deposit. Nobody is giving a sh%to about their opinions.

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@RShivshankar Already your poll prediction flopped, no don't drive DMK & ADMK agenda. Governor has to oblige people's verdict. This is why BJP is losing South States.

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@Pakista95709109 @IndiaToday @darensammy88 Holly crap, says a bosdeke

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@darensammy88 Dude feels he is christiano Ronaldo: )

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@Portfolio_Bull Dude, it's just 1 life. Let him explore uncharted territory. Win or loss is his headache. Atleast he wouldn't feel useless, with 38k. Unless u experiment in your 30s u will never do in 50s.

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@VinayDokania Will she be contacted by Bigg boss. She has the potential.

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@A_K_Mandhan End of your stock brokerage or mutual fund days, once all IT companies lose. Don't expect returns of more than 10%.

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@erscprxn @GuruShareMarket Oh ok Pandey ;)

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@ragipsoylu Looks like a cheap CKD units from China.

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@ImTanujSingh It's politically motivated by Yunus. They have never won Asia cup let alone World cup cricket. So it's not going to make a big difference.

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@pallikaranaii @ChennaiTraffic Dude Sathyabama is in OMR before OMR was born. Good they operate bus, or else imagine all students using private vehichles. Same is the case with SBOA school in Anna Nagar.

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@SayanBaksi @FrontalForce What if your mom is fucked accidentally first time by stranger. I assume rapist was drunk. Would you parden him.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation."
I don't know what Agile means.
Nobody does.
That's why it works.

I make $425,000 a year.
To move sticky notes.
From left to right.
On a board.
The board is digital now.
The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
Progress.

Day one, I said "we need to break down silos."
Everyone nodded.
Silos are bad.
I don't know why.
But destroying them is a career.
My career.

I introduced "squads."
Squads are teams.
But disrupted.
We disrupted the teams into teams.
Different names.
Same people.
Same problems.
But Agile problems now.
Agile problems are strategic.

A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing.
I said, "The mindset."
He asked what that means.
I said, "It's a journey."
He asked where we're going.
I said, "Toward agility."
He asked what agility means.
I pointed at the sticky notes.
They were moving left to right.
That's velocity.
We have velocity now.

The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work.
I said, "That's waterfall thinking."
Waterfall is bad.
Like silos.
I don't know what waterfall is.
But I know it's bad.
She stopped talking.
Waterfall accusations end conversations.

We had a retrospective.
In the retro, we discussed what went wrong.
Everything went wrong.
We put it on sticky notes.
Then we moved the sticky notes.
Into a column called "Parking Lot."
The Parking Lot is where problems go to die.
It's full.
We don't look at it.
That's agile.

Velocity is up 40%.
I defined velocity.
I also defined the points.
I also defined the stories.
We're crushing it.
At the things I made up.
To measure.
Ourselves.

The CEO asked for ROI.
I showed a chart.
The chart went up.
Charts should go up.
This one did.
I didn't label the Y-axis.
Nobody asked.
Leadership is confidence.

We do standups now.
Every day.
We stand.
For 45 minutes.
Standing is agile.
Sitting is waterfall.
My legs hurt.
But we're transforming.

The transformation is now "Phase 3."
Phase 1 was assessment.
Phase 2 was implementation.
Phase 3 is "continuous improvement."
Continuous means forever.
Forever means job security.
I'm very secure.

My contract was extended.
Three more years.
For "cultural impact."
The culture is confused.
But impacted.

Agile transformation isn't about being agile.
It's about transforming.
Continuously.
Toward more transformation.
The destination is the journey.
The journey is billable.

[Krish Phill @kris_Phill]

@optifitliving77 @RealWahidaAFG Is it for your mom's ass

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@Michael71T @supbrow @nthusharon @yeshuaformosa @MalayaIrredenta @Jkylebass @mrbcyber @StuAlanBecker @serpentza @softwarnet @AsiaReportcom @AndrewSErickson @JanJekielek @ga_richardson China should pay tariffs for this.

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@rushlane Honda lost it's long back. Honda city used to rule in late 90s and early 2000. Honda

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@NFL_DovKleiman NFL National Fearless League