Kris Sebastian

child of darkness

[Kris Sebastian @kris_seb]

"I guess i'm just a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bitch"

[Kris Sebastian @kris_seb]

May skip ba dito sa senate hearing kahit naka live skip ko lang si bong go

[Jo March @jomsksk]

nakakatawa lang as per office of the ombudsman hindi daw sila nahirapan mag imbestiga sa plunder case ni Marcoleta kasi lahat ng evidence sa bibig nya lumabas like plsss that's so funny 😭😭😭

[Jupjami @Jupjami]

all I'm saying is if the so-called "progressive youth" abandons RISA HONTIVEROS because of a fucking videogame then maybe we do deserve a second Duterte president

[Kris Sebastian @kris_seb]

@missell3n Iglesia Ni Carly

[Kris Sebastian @kris_seb]

E•MO•TION Side B
E•MO•TION Side A
Dedicated Side A

[Death by a Thousand Tweets @pittworldwide]

Contentious question but what is Carly Rae’s best album or EP??

[Risa Gat—2028 @augustletters92]

Hontivirus
NPA
Philhealth Queen
Index Card Queen

Call her names, go ahead. But you cannot beat her Good Governance Advocacies and Transparency.

Yes! She’s the Queen!

#RisaNa2028
#Risa
#RisaHontiveros

[Kris Sebastian @kris_seb]

My favorite song from this era

[@PumpkinSpiceCup 🌺🌸🌹🌻🌼🌷 @PumpkinSpiceCup]

With today's announcement of Day And Night, The Loneliest Time/The Loveliest Time era is officially over 🥹 What an unforgettable era. Can't wait for September ❤️ @carlyraejepsen

[Carly Rae Jepsen Brasil @carlyraeportal]

Quando ela tá sentada, ela faz história.

[Kris Sebastian @kris_seb]

Yes Ate Carly may meeting??

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

We were swinging from an air balloon all summertime

Philippines, May 24, 11:45am

[CDN Digital @cebudailynews]

ANTI-DYNASTY BILL MAY AFFECT 30% OF POSTS

Read story here: https://t.co/JuBh8piclh

The anti-political dynasty bill being tackled in the Senate, if enacted into law, could affect around 30 percent of elective positions nationwide and become the first measure prohibiting candidates from political clans from running for office nearly four decades after the 1987 Constitution directed Congress to regulate the practice. #CDNDigital

[daily netizen @dailynetizen24]

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT|

PING TO MARCOLETA: ‘HINDI NAMAN NILA KASALANAN NA NAGKAGULO-GULO DITO SA SENADO’

Sinupalpal na naman ni Sen. Ping Lacson ang laging “out of order” na si Rodante Marcoleta, at sa pagkakataong ito, pati si Sen. Bong Go, parang iniwan siyang nakabitin sa ere.

Sa sesyon ng Commission on Appointments noong June 17, 2026, muling umalma si Sen. Rodante Marcoleta at kinuwestiyon ang proseso sa pagkumpirma ng ad interim appointments o promotions ng limang heneral ng Armed Forces of the Philippines.

Pero hindi ito pinalampas ni Sen. Ping Lacson.

Diretsahang pinaalalahanan ni Lacson si Marcoleta na hindi kasalanan ng mga opisyal na dumalo kung bakit magulo ang nangyayari sa Senado, isang matalim na sagot na muling naglagay kay Marcoleta sa alanganing posisyon sa gitna ng sesyon.

[🏛 ᜀ ᜃᜓ ᜐᜒ ᜇ᜔ᜌᜓᜈ᜔ 🏛 @iam_jniest]

Sabi ng kaopisina kong Forester:

“Yung ulo niya naka-slant, pero yung scientific name ng Waling-waling, hindi.”

😭😭😭

[Kris Sebastian @kris_seb]

@gmanews Ate tigilan mo na yan lol

[Kris Sebastian @kris_seb]

Guys kinikilig ako sa #WinRi HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Kiko Pangilinan @kikopangilinan]

Anong basura na ebidensya yan na may picture? Na isasama ang buong pamilya para tumanggap ng suhol tapos mapapapicture pa sa mga tao pagkatapos? Ginagago ninyo ang taumbayan.

Walang kwenta. Kagaguhan. Kasinungalingan. Humanda kayo sa mga kasong isasampa laban sa inyo.

[iMPACT Leadership @iMPACTPH2019]

Harakiri

[kei @Urbestyyyy]

simula nang naging senador si Robin Padilla, parang naging parte na ng daily vocabulary ko yung, ‘putangina nito, napaka-bobo.

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

Fez lived, Angus died, Zendaya lived, Rue died 💔

[Kris Sebastian @kris_seb]

Ayoko na mag trabaho