kris

31.

a meme of a person with a shitpost for a soul

they/them

(header image by @shiverspooky)

[kris @kris_theweird]

Earlier today, my husband told me I was a "meme of a person with a shitpost for a soul" and tbh that's about to be my bio on every social media account forever.

[kris @kris_theweird]

they/them but in the "I would rather be misgendered than explain my gender identity to strangers/acquaintances" kind of way

[kris @kris_theweird]

All I'm saying is that if I was a corrupt government trying to pacify a religious group that's waiting for an uprising started by their warrior messiah, I would also make up a god that said "I didn't come to abolish the law" and "pay your taxes"

[kris @kris_theweird]

I thought the religious books at thrift stores came from somebody's grandma dying (and most of them probably do) but I have a trunk full of books that says they also come from 20-something year olds who stopped believing in god after Bible college

[tfb lyric bot @thefrontbots]

Don't take it easy on the animal
I am the animal

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

If you watch a show with Dragons, Elves, or Lightsabers but can’t wrap your head around people of color in the same series, the choice of casting isn’t the problem. You are.

[kris @kris_theweird]

Removal of this belief would require an entire deconstruction of their faith.

This is why the church (and most Christians) will never recognize that they are often the oppressor in this country. (2/2) #exvangelical

[kris @kris_theweird]

The problem with American Christianity's persecution complex is that it's not an accidental side effect of their belief system - it is actually a load bearing belief. It goes all the way back to the snake in the garden. (1/2)

[kris @kris_theweird]

I'm so tired of being catfished by audios on TikTok. Loved what I heard of "Mary on a Cross" by Ghost then I looked up the song. Only the chorus of THAT particular song sounds like that. Everything else by them sounds like 80s hair metal 😭😭

[kris @kris_theweird]

#Leftists are all about dismantling systemic prejudices until it comes to them dismantling their own prejudices against the #south

[kris @kris_theweird]

And those years during college when I was way more feminine than I have ever been in my life (I wore LIPSTICK! 4-5 a week!!)?

That was drag, baby.

[kris @kris_theweird]

While I definitely identify as non-binary now, I was definitely a little boy as a child/preteen. A little boy named Micah.

[kris @kris_theweird]

Chick fil a's order system skips over order #666 😂😂😂

[kris @kris_theweird]

A customer brought back a sandwich and said I forgot to put the meat on it. My guy, the cheese was literally melted. Are you telling me that the lettuce and tomato did that??

[kris @kris_theweird]

Last night, I listened to Scars by Papa Roach and then Scars Remain by Disciple back to back and they evoked the exact same emotions in me

[kris @kris_theweird]

I grew up listening to Christian rock, but since I'm not a Christian anymore, a lot of it friends really cringy to me, so I tried finding similar secular music from the same time and it turns out that it's just all cringy 😬😬

[kris @kris_theweird]

The irony of having to beg your boss for covid pay during the middle of "team member appreciation week"

[kris @kris_theweird]

Not that I'm a fan of colonization, but "witnessing" at a chick fil a feels like such a coward move.

[kris @kris_theweird]

"I've got this energy beneath my feet/ Like something underground's gonna come up and carry me/ I've got this sentimental heart that beats/ But I don't really mind that it's starting to get to me" The Killers, Sam's Town

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

people my age are having children. meanwhile I am my own child. that’s called self-sufficiency, baby.