akulah

bagus (ni akun rl okok)

[akulah @krisanthena]

Kar rin na

[akulah @krisanthena]

Jink

[Remotivi @remotivi]

Anggaran Perpusnas Dipangkas 343 Miliar, Distribusi Buku ke Daerah Dihentikan.

Di Saat yang Sama, Anggaran Kipas Angin Kopdes Capai Rp1,8 Triliun.

[akulah @krisanthena]

Ya Allah manifesting januari 2027 wes mboh piye carane sg halal

[zee @gonukipb]

kesampean kagak ye gw keluar negeri. kesampean gak duitnya kekumpul maksud gw. klo umur pasti ada tapi kesampean kagak ya duit gw kekumpul buat jalan jalan ke luar negeri

[anne. @mokachies]

kalau lagi ngerasa terlalu attached sama temen atau siapa pun, aku pasti biasanya ngilang seminggu buat ngasih waktu ke diri sendiri supaya nggak terlalu nempatin mood di orang lain. ujung-ujungnya jadi nggak sedeket dulu, capek bgt sama diri ini...

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Unemployment will make you forget you’re even educated

[akulah @krisanthena]

Jmcog

[旭川伊沙耶秦忌寸愛(비티) @beetie135]

근로계약

[Oksana @fadednailpaint]

The idea that unmarried women will 'die alone' is ridiculous because...everyone dies alone. You're not going to take your husband and children to the grave with you.

[ditsky @fagaraga777]

Wo, tanggung jawab wo! 🫵🏻😭

[ᢉ𐭩𑣲 @bnswaaa]

Our parents are chasing 60 with no grandchildren 😂😭

[owl @surreaulism]

jgn pada pake qris dong gw kangen nemu duit jatoh

[akulah @krisanthena]

anjai, kalo keluarganya ga bener, mau segacor apapun kartu yg dibawa lahir yo remek rek

[🥀 @boxxtoc]

Kisah Dr. Fallon ini jadi bukti: seburuk apa pun "kartu" yang kita bawa lahir (genetik/mental), semua itu bisa kalah sama hangatnya kasih sayang keluarga

[akulah @krisanthena]

Yes, tangan masi megang pipet jg gw bales chat lu jir

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

The older i get, the more i realize that someone making time for you is one of the clearest signs they care. Everyone is busy. Everyone has responsibilities and their own battles to fight. So when someone consistently chooses to spend their time with you, checks on you, and makes space for you in their life, it means something. time is one thing we can never get back, and people don't give it away lightly.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

The older i get, the more i realize that someone making time for you is one of the clearest signs they care. Everyone is busy. Everyone has responsibilities and their own battles to fight. So when someone consistently chooses to spend their time with you, checks on you, and makes space for you in their life, it means something. time is one thing we can never get back, and people don't give it away lightly.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Genuinely fascinating that people think an organ designed to birth a 3kg baby gets “worn out” from sex

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

have you ever been angry at yourself because you’re not even good at the things you thought you were good at

[Nind's 🌼 @smurfette_92]

To 2019: Gw kasih tau lu ya, nanti di 2026 tuh
-Presiden lu wowo
-Wakilnya Gibran
-Dollar tembus 18rb lebih
-Pertamax 16.250
-Emas harga beli sampai 2 jutaan
-Jangan lupa mampir ke Cafe D'Clan Cipete iseng aja ketok2 dindingnya siapa tau bs dpt emas 74 kg

[vuit @matisuwi]

you either die a hero or live long enough to see modern day azzamine

[akulah @krisanthena]

@kentangtonjok @lithelylethal Salah. Seplatoniknya hubungan temen, kalo salah 1 udh punya pasangan harus bisa ngehargain jir meskipun itu artinya pertemanannya ga selengket dulu (imo)

[aria @lithelylethal]

ya tuhan padahal hubungan platonik yang dirawat dengan baik itu sangat hangat dan menghidupi 😕 tangki kasih sayang kalian gak melulu harus diisi sama hubungan romantis btw 😭

[akulah @krisanthena]

Jasa moshing dalem rumah

[kira @krougee]

kerjaan yang ga bisa ditebak career ladder:

- ojek payung
- tukang parkir
- jasa ss iphone
- joki strava
- jual witchcraft spells
- jual prompt chatgpt

[aiz @_kengneisaac]

israel BANGSAT