Zoiks!

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

I wonder how Bob Dylan feels about all these people on reality television shows that are his namesake #Dylan …. Wait it probably all started with #90210.

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

@HICKS_M_ @JamieBonkiewicz You do realize they have to put somebody on the ticket like this because otherwise they’ll lose?

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

@TMZ My dad died of glioblastoma. He was in his 70s. This poor young woman was in her 20s. Thank you for bringing attention to this as it needs more research.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Donald Trump thought he could score cheap political points by calling Bill LeRoy an “insult to Jesus” because the veteran catcher and captain of the Savannah Bananas is “beyond woke” and believes that God does not discriminate on the basis of gender.
Standing in front of a roaring, sold-out Banana Ball crowd, LeRoy didn’t just clap back — he delivered a powerful, no-nonsense response that shook the stadium.
“The president of the United States just said that I insulted Jesus,” LeRoy began, gripping the mic with calm intensity. “You want to know what’s a real insult to Jesus? Turning your back on people who need help while giving more to those who already have everything.”
“You know what insults Jesus?” he continued, gesturing toward the crowd. “Separating families, shutting doors on those in need, and forgetting what ‘love thy neighbor’ actually means. That’s not the message I stand for — and it’s not the message this team stands for.”
“You know what insults Jesus? Preaching values while ignoring compassion. Talking about faith while practicing division. That’s not faith — that’s politics dressed up as religion.”
“I’m not a perfect Christian,” he said, a small smile crossing his face. “There’s only been one perfect man, and I’m not him. I’m just a catcher who believes in treating people right.”
“Jesus told us to love our neighbors as ourselves… So why do we keep choosing hate, division, and fear instead?”

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

5 billion..yes BILLION people have had a Covid vaccine

If they were anywhere NEAR as unsafe as antivaxxers would have you believe, we should have had a mass global population die off by now

We have not

They are lying

Have a lovely day

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

BREAKING: In an extraordinary and illegal move, Trump says he’s transferring $10 billion from the U.S. government to his “Board of Peace,” which he chairs and can use the funds as he wishes.

Where is Congress???

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

I will not sit idly as they use me as a prop in a closed-door kangaroo court by a Republican Party running scared. If they want answers, let’s stop the games & do this the right way: in a public hearing, where the American people can see for themselves what this is really about.

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

@CrazyVibes_1 66 is not old. I thought you were 80 the way it was described

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

This is 1000 times worse than every tasteless Charlie Kirk joke combined. We're not talking about random edgy TikTok kids here, this is a sitting US Congressman. The GOP is an enemy of humanity.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

The man-baby who’s posted AI videos of Barack Obama getting arrested, Hakeem Jeffries in a sombrero & handlebar moustache and himself dumping shit on his own citizens, is now butt-hurt over actual words spoken by Ronald Reagan in an Ontario gov’t ad.

Doug Ford: DO. NOT. REMOVE.

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

@JustAskLeo @jzux Are you aware rich people have numerous residences? Income taxes, real estate taxes, sales taxes all contribute. If one rich person sells their condo... omg, someone else will buy it.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

“It says here in this history book that luckily the good guys have won every single time. What are the odds?” - Norm Macdonald

[𝐽𝐸𝑁 𝑀𝐴𝐶𝐾 🧀 @BigMack_4]

The Packers, Vikings and Lions chillin in Cancun after combining for 40 regular season wins and 0 playoffs wins

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

THIS is why they are banning tiktok. It's long, but she deserves to be heard.

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

@mmpadellan Politicians are spineless apparently

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

@I_am_AbirAi I need to show this photo to the #nextdoor and #ring peeps in the #chicagoland burbs who insist they see wolves or #coywolves.

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

@I_am_AbirAi CGI perhaps?

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

@DougWahl1 #noonecares just like enacting gun control to protect kids in schools.

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

@elonmusk You know nothing about the US government. You are an immigrant. #loser

[Zoiks! @krisarooni]

@kevinolearytv Kevin, you are ruining your credibility. Are you aware at all that Trump was the 1st president in 150 years to skip the inauguration of his successor? Are you also aware that Obama was not the sitting president since... 9 years ago?