Kris Burkowski

umd ‘21

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I WANT PROOF THAT SHE GOT A TREAT https://t.co/yMWuX8YQt1

[Matthew Dippel @TheCornChips]

Twitter help, idk who these two are but I hope this finds them. I took this at Taft Point at Yosemite National Park, on October 6th, 2018.

[mamas. @KallieSonnier]

“hey bud” ❤️

[Jackson Truitt @j_tru10]

Dear all my friends who have boats,
I have yet to be on one this summer.
Sincerely,
Your Ex- Friend

[Kris Burkowski @KrisBurkowski]

@graciewalther About time my talents are recognized

[Bryce Jackson @bnjackson35]

🐶 https://t.co/XChfQ6mjAJ

[Kris Burkowski @KrisBurkowski]

New deadlift PR 475 @brycepitch35

[Childhood Shows @ChildhoodShows]

They're tearing down the Drake & Josh house this upsets me 😩

[Daniel Nakasone @DNakasone089]

The greatest gift you can give your wife is to name your daughter Stacy

[Nick @nick_verm]

S/o Miss Katie (unknown last name) your dad tried giving me your number tonight at World of Beer Towson so i could take you out...

S/o Katie’s boyfriend, Katie’s Dad hates you.

[George Aylett @GeorgeAylett]

Think the Laurel or Yanny thing is weird?

You can hear the words ‘Brainstorm’ or ‘Green Needle’ based on which word you think about. Try it.

[NBA Champion Jeremy Lin @yeetmixtape]

Shoutout to @AACountySchools for giving me an unexcused absence for helping out people who go into a bad car accident! Maybe next time I just won’t help, cause being on time to school is so much more important then people’s lives and safety.

[Kris Burkowski @KrisBurkowski]

@kyle_kuba_35 What we lifting tomorrow?

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Coming soon to your girl’s DMs: this selfie

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

You've never seen a #SCtop10 like this.