kris

•KDF🌸 // KWF🌊•

[kris @kriscope95]

ok these are kinda old but i feel like twitter needed a update on my munchkins 💛

[kris @kriscope95]

i would like to pat myself on the back for having a absolutely terrible week and still have not smoked my vape.

[kris @kriscope95]

i haven’t had this bad of a fucking day in so long.

i really want today to just be over.

[kris @kriscope95]

Kreed better love his party Saturday because this mama BROKE.

it’s so expensive being a parent to spoiled rotten kids lol but i low key love being able to provide it all, all by myself.

[kris @kriscope95]

she’s not talking about me tho

[Claire Sparrow @sparrowclaire_]

I hate people

[kris @kriscope95]

i’ll do dishes all day but laundry, nah. i hate that shit with every fiber in my body.

[kris @kriscope95]

i dropped off my mountain of laundry to the laundry mat to get it wash, dry & folded and not gonna lie, that shit isn’t cheap but i don’t even care. i am never doing laundry ever fucking again.

[kris @kriscope95]

ikyfl. i was in line getting my togo order and the cop behind me was like “you look familiar, i think i’ve arrested you before”…

lmao probably but idk that girl anymore.

[kris @kriscope95]

damn , karma is crazyyyyy

[kris @kriscope95]

i am so ready to be sandy & sunburnt.

[kris @kriscope95]

really debating on going downtown tonight bc this week has been super trash

[kris @kriscope95]

i’m only 48 hrs into being gluten-free and i wanna die

[kris @kriscope95]

i just pop my acrylic nail off and Kreed looked at me crazy, ran off & brought me a bandaid. lmao i love this kids so much

[kris @kriscope95]

i wanna see @TheoVon in Houston so damn bad!

[kris @kriscope95]

damn what a year lmao

[kris @kriscope95]

ok jk that wasn’t the only reason i quit talking to him but that was the nail on the coffin with his toxic ass.

but then he started showing up to work every night so that was fun.

[kris @kriscope95]

morning thoughts: one time i quit talking to this dude because he told me that crawfish was gross and he hated watching people eat it.

& that was all i needed to hear. #blocked

[kris @kriscope95]

begging for it at this point

[kareli🤍 @mamakarliee]

at this point, i’d take candy from a stranger in a white van

[kris @kriscope95]

y’all. Knox renamed her Elf on the Shelf…

to Snowbunny…. 💀

[kris @kriscope95]

yo wtf happened to November…