kris denton

Fixing and growing businesses is what I do; irony and Theater-of-the-Absurd capture my attention

[kris denton @krisd60]

@larry_kudlow Seriously Larry? Good Lord.

[kris denton @krisd60]

@drpepperdavid @3YearLetterman Whoa pump the brakes there dude.

[kris denton @krisd60]

@frank_ridd15393

[kris denton @krisd60]

@frank_ridd15393 He’s hammered.

[kris denton @krisd60]

@ronbasel @TalbertSwan Wow did you just wake up from a coma?

[kris denton @krisd60]

@RadioFreeTom 47

[kris denton @krisd60]

@dan_in_pa79 Celebrating an improbable win in a long intense college rivalry is part of the college game tradition. Starting a fight because of it is not. Recheck your dictionary on sportsmanship.

[kris denton @krisd60]

@RealSkipBayless Guess you’re also cool with Ohio Sherrif/local PD pepper spraying Michigan players. Real sportsmanlike.

[kris denton @krisd60]

@elonmusk Source?

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

I miss Cricket.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Recap: They’re basically saying states can act like banana republics, but not make decisions to impact other banana republics.

They can impose bounties on women, take away their bodily autonomy, declare frozen embryos as babies, ban books…

However, they cannot take oath-breaking insurrectionists running for federal office off the ballot.

[Joe Scarborough @ScarboroughNow]

Brutal. Nikki Haley: Trump in Decline!

[kris denton @krisd60]

@RexChapman Whoops

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

This app can still be amazing at times

[XANDER @XjorkXander]

Fuck Judge Cannon.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Promise #22: I will direct the FBI to arrest and hold indefinitely without bail anyone who microwaves fish at work.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Promise #20: I will sponsor a law jailing anyone indefinitely who removes their shoes on a plane.

[kris denton @krisd60]

Has this ever happened to you?
1. You book a hotel with @priceline /booking.com.
2. PL takes your $ and gives confirm #.
3. Except upon checkin, confirm # isn’t from the hotel itself so won’t honor your res.
5. Priceline # isn’t useful for anything really.
Merely Incompetent?

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

To @Jim_Jordan, Chairman, Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government:

Re: @RepMTG (R-GA)

Today, Ms. Greene took it upon herself to present images of a private citizen engaging in sexual acts while under the influence of drugs. Allow me to repeat the important part: A PRIVATE CITIZEN. And oh yeah, she used official, taxpayer-funded resources for this.

Not an elected official.
Not a spy from a foreign country.
Just a guy with a drug problem.

Protecting the rights of private citizens from Government officials using their position to harass those citizens -- isn't that the whole point of your dumb subcommittee?

Or does it only exist to use government resources to target private citizens related to your perceived enemies?

It seems like your Weaponization Committee is as useless as YOU were when you allowed those wrestling boys to be molested and said nothing.

Your weaponization committee is WEAPONIZED.

If your committee TRULY exists to investigate the weaponization of government, I suggest you start with Marjorie Taylor Greene immediately, or just shut down your whole stupid, impotent subcommittee before you go and lose MORE "whistleblowers," lol.

Sincerely,

People tired of your party's petty nonsense

[kris denton @krisd60]

@AetnaHelp You’ve invited me to provide you all the same information I’ve already provided Aetna on 5 previous occasions. I’ll send again the info you want but let’s be crystal clear: why do you have my paid premium $ already while I have 0 coverage?

[kris denton @krisd60]

Anyone ever have to obtain health insurance via Cobra? @Aetna takes the premium payment immediately, but then has a policy to take 2-3 weeks to “update systems” to provide coverage. So first months payment buys $0 coverage. #Fraud?