Kristofer James Dabu

Chef, Musician, Cubs/Bears/Bulls fan, terrible dancer...

[Kristofer James Dabu @krisdabu]

Nothing says "laundry time" better than the J. Crew shirt, bears sweat pants, brown argyle socks combo.

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Happy Birthday Dad. We love you.

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This lady on WGN news right now is talking about disconnecting from electronics and putting them away, on Skype while promoting her website

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She just pulled out her phone. She has an iPhone 5. Wtf? She's talking on it but not sure if she's actually talking to someone else.

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She wrote Marie a poem. She is upset that she has to do everything herself. I think Marie was supposed to help write her birthday poem.

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She's talking to Marie. It's her birthday. She wants to come over but doesn't want "interference from the alcoholics in your family"

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This woman in the waiting room at the tire place is talking to herself in the corner. I'm going in for closer inspection.

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The other day I agreed with a Skip Bayless opinion. That's how I know I was wrong.

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Atlas is watching you http://t.co/UKLJAsuK9k

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Jeannie just couldn't stay up long enough to see Santa! http://t.co/Pux1jMd7Db

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Another birthday dessert for this guy and some whipped cream to the face. Also double name correction… http://t.co/na7kKe9RmD

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My best buddy. http://t.co/r7AeFU7D76

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Wow, Jacoby Ellsbury for 7 years and $153 mil? I know you're the Yankees but have fun with that. Not worth $20+ mil a year.

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A-Rod, please go away. You're done. Nobody wants to see you play baseball. You ruined your own career with steroids. It's over. The end.

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I love my job, but it's good to have a day off

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@ChefReyV @TableFiftyTwo Don Chepe staff meals always the best

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@JeffPassan They should make it a Government job, just to keep up appearances

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Glad Canelo won, seriously became a fan of Trout. Even lost graciously. 118-109 is a total joke. Open scoring is terrible #CaneloTrout

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What a great fight. I don't even care who wins. That's how you fight. #CaneloTrout

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Trout looks vulnerable, but Canelo slows a bit. Both are playing with fire tonight. This is why I love boxing #CaneloTrout