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[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

i can’t imagine being so full of hate, misery & spite that i go out of my way to make sure everyone else is miserable too…what a sad life.

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

@TylerJRoney

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

being new at work is so much easier with love island happening bc the girls & I have gotten so close and we’ve now found out so much more about each other (there are 5 women total in the entire building) 🥰 I love them baddd

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

love island producers playing sad ass music panning back & forth to Brinity made me siiickkk SEND THEM ON A DATE OR TO THE HIDEAWAY relieve them of their casa miseryyyy

[M. @oye_sycoho]

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year

[blue。✧⁠*⁠。working on comms + uni @sillylilbats]

men

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

No I wasn’t there on a Monday afternoon since I have a full time job but I’m just as nosy…I straight up asked my boss for the inside camera footage bc I’d kill to see it at that angle. He has yet to respond.

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

A car drove thru the wall at the restaurant where I work my part time job & I’ve gotten texts from people I haven’t talked to in YEARS asking me either if I’m okay or what happened 😂 lmao

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

me: hey I need your social security number for my life insurance policy

sister: *gives me info*

me: yay thank you, now if I die you get all my money”

sister: “oh yay can’t wait to get $20”

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

Do these idiot conservatives not realize that if this many people are protesting, then something is clearly wrong that they haven’t had the brains to understand?
So many “what’s with the protests?!” comments that make me realize their heads are in the fuckin dirt

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

I tell ppl all the time that if my parents didn’t have toddlers at home at the time, I wouldn’t have moved out when I was 24…I would’ve stayed as long as possible to save money & they’re lucky af to have been able to do so lol 10 years on my own has been hell 😂

[Tatenda @OfficialTatenda]

Y'alls president is getting boosters while making sure your children die from preventable diseases.

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

I live above a middle eastern family and goddammit my apartment always smells so fucking good, I just wanna ask them to make me a plate of whatever they have cooking every damn day 😭

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

I legitimately have pictures of my nonsensical notes when I fell asleep with my eyes open in philosophy class after I spent two days fully awake writing a 15 pg research paper & still went to uconn nickel night in between lmao no ai necessary, got an A

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

no wars ended
cost of living still high
economy imploding
unlimited money to israel
trumps in epstein files
workers getting kidnapped everywhere

at least he banned trans athletes!
at least he’s canceling kimmel!

you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

So many parents feel they’re smart enough to homeschool their kids and it’s like………..ur not lmfao

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

@symply_kimm Like I’m sorry but Huda is allowed to explore her connection w her own couple, chelley can have two and Huda have none? I don’t get that

[KRISTiN @krisdracula]

good god I accidentally clicked on this video while scrolling before reading the caption & was fangirling over sza off the bat, I didn’t even realize that was him until the second replay…my dude needs help

[Pop Base @PopBase]

SZA brings out Justin Bieber to perform ‘Snooze’ at the Grand National Tour.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cannot stress enough she came in 5th