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ask me how to YEET your lawn

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when your life is in danger but there's a pun to be made

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it’s quiet but it’s all there lmfao

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does your cat snore?

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my cat has the face of an anthropomorphized cartoon character. like tell me you can’t hear a voice similar to gary the snail’s when he is a librarian in spongebobs dream while you’re looking into those eyes???

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@hollysimone truly might have to wife this man. i mean just look at the burrito bowl he made me this week

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not me telling my boyfriend I wanted to learn to ice skate and him spending his day off driving me to every sports shop in town trying to find us both skates, AND THEN coming home and researching adult skating lessons that he could sign us up to take together. i think i won

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@misslindsayv Check out the books I added on Goodreads! https://t.co/xBOmgwEyaV

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@misslindsayv I love using it to keep track of what books I have read/how long I took to read them. I also like having a place to keep a list of books recommended to me. The reviews/recommendations are helpful too imo. No one I know uses it but I think it’d be cooler if they did!!!

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@misslindsayv are you on goodreads???

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excited for my Big Date tonight ((not a first date nor an anniversary, we have actually been seeing each other for 6 months and are just casually getting dinner, I’m just excited because I like him a lot))

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made a joke in front of a group of people, everyone laughed really hard, then after it got quiet someone said “god damn that was a good joke” and everyone laughed AGAIN. it’s been 2 days and i’m still riding that high

[harper stern’s defense attorney @_danaykroyd_]

Welcome back Jimmy Carter

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can someone hurry over to my house really quick and let my kitty know she looks like a perfect fluffy angel in her winter coat????🥺

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I made all my friends make lemon pigs last night and it was beautiful

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I truly cannot believe I live in maine and get to read under a blankey snugged up with my kitty during winter storms. WHO LET ME BUILD SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LIFE!!!

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I was supposed to call my boyfriend the other day but got caught up in a conversation w my mom. when I later thanked him he insisted it was no biggie but I reminded him most ppl think they are the center of the universe. he assured me “I know I’m not the sun. just uranus at best”

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my boyfriend got me from the airport after my 5 week trip, dropped me + my bags off at my house, ran to the grocery store to get dinner supplies AND replenish my staples while i said hi to my roommate + cat, then MADE ME DINNER, AAND cleaned my kitchen after. i’m gonna marry him

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@quail_chic GMOs good !!!!!!!!

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me at my brothers steakhouse birthday dinner, 3 lemon drops deep, trying to explain to my family + brothers’ roommates that the most popular greens all come from the same plant species, and that they are all just the product of selective breeding for certain characteristics

[Sonya™ @sonyatrademark]

I told my fiancé that I wanted to go out and do activities together more often, so this year for christmas he got us backflip classes. so now every tuesday for the next two months we’re going to a parkour gym to learn how to do a backflip. men never fail to amaze me