Kris Gray

|• Mama • Fancy Fiancé • Dog Lover • Self Proclaimed Comedian • Adventurer • Healthy Living & Weight Lifting • Sarcasm is Key •|

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

Woke up in a panic for some reason. Which woke up the kid and pups...

Now my dogs won’t get off of my legs and my child is patting my back all while falling back to sleep.

Why am I crying 🙄#blessedwiththebest

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

I have a seven year old teaching me how to contour and where my highlighter needs to go....

I fail at life.

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

Your knee drives well..- Blaire

As she stares at me with her judgement grin and going to tell her mom on me.

Crap. #LazyDriverForever

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

@britt_knee10 Stop trying to mother me. It’s never going to happen.....

Unless you’re making my plate.

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

@britt_knee10 ........ wut

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

We should speak to our children as though they… https://t.co/VsCcMsOZHE

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

Sitting in an office chair instead of on a rock… https://t.co/ieSzXqvULz

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

I swear no one on Crow Mountain knows how to stay in their lane.

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

So I was thinking that Dylan and I would have the bed to ourselves tonight... I was wrong. We are 5 deep in a California King. 5th being Iris and yes, I am on the edge with zero covers.....

Kick Dylan off or go to the couch.....

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

It was a birthday well spent. #GoOutside… https://t.co/jcRSCp10mt

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

@britt_knee10 Between you and Landon, I’m not sure which will be more red.

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

Conversation with Landon:
L: I really like your hair. It has a lot of red in it now.
K: Oh yeah? I was thinking about going back to Black.
L: No! We are both gingers now...
K: 😐
L: & now you look like you’re my mom too, not just sissy’s.

Well, just going to go cry now. 🖤

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

Life is easier when you’re not living it alone.

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

Family Gym Date 😍

Dylans going to slaughter me.

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

When your guy comes home with an early birthday present. 😍

Ya girl is taking the new camera on an adventure tomorrow!

[Kylie Horton @kkhxo]

THIS ❤️😍 https://t.co/Hxj1H4Fe3r

[Kris Gray @krisgray0322]

Stop allowing others to control how you view yourself...

Put a mirror in front of them and then see what they have to say.