Krisha Cosgrove

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

The United States currently has the lowest number of border crossings in 50 years.

Meanwhile, Puerto Rico is still in a state of emergency.

This is criminally wasteful. https://t.co/gOXm7sFgK3

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

This is why I will NEVER sell gin to my slaves! https://t.co/g2QKf6OnVj

[JND @jndevereux]

If owning a gun was an effective means of self-defense, your insurance rates would go down when you bought one. But they go up, because actuaries have proven that you’re far, far more likely to shoot yourself or a family member than someone attacking you.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

This is a must read. It is a medical, not a political, perspective on AR-15’s and what makes them different. https://t.co/Z6Z41nVsb7

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

So let's sum up. The Parkland gunman:

-Was too young to buy beer
-Was expelled from school for violence
-Got mental health treatment
-Got reported to the FBI for boasting he'd shoot up a school on YouTube

And as of 02/13/18, owned an assault rifle totally legally.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Sorry for using dead children to advance my controversial political agenda of wanting fewer dead children

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

I like how every right-wing conspiracy theory hinges entirely on the idea that Obama & Hillary wield invisible power over every facet of government and society, while simultaneously being impotent blundering dunderheads who got nothing at all done while actually in office.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

BREAKING NEWS: Shithole countries still running

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know for a fact that Donald Trump has a very small penis.

Please retweet this enough that he can't help but respond.

Thanks,
God

[Krisha Cosgrove @krishacosgrove]

@BenFolds

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

The JFK assasination files are legally required to be declassified on Oct 26.

But of course Trump takes credit for their scheduled release.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Ladies bear with me I haven't slept enough this week but if we hide all the guns in our vaginas, Congress will HAVE to regulate them!!!

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

GUN CONTROL NOW. ENOUGH ALREADY. GROW THE FUCK UP. THE AVERAGE PERSON DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING MACHINE GUN. ENOUGH ALREADY. ENOUGH. ENOUGH.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Just a reminder...

Hillary- Nasty
Mayor of San Juan- Nasty
NFL Players- Sons Of Bitches
Democrats- Losers

Nazis- Fine People

[BBC Three @bbcthree]

Liam Gallagher making tea is the best thing you'll see today. As you were.

[RiotWomenn @riotwomennn]

Trying some comedy. Tuba player ridicules KKK with a trolling serenade of slow, lumbering cartoon music then onto Ride of the Valkyries