kris hansen

I’m just a simple guy.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

The perfect visual representation of someone pretending to help while actually causing pain.

[kris hansen @krishansen]

@TrueCrimeBelieb 52$

[Sun Devil Football @ASUFootball]

Kickoff time is set for the @unionjackclasic 🇬🇧

🗓️: September 19, 2026
📍: Wembley Stadium
⏰: 9:00 AM MST / 5:00 PM BST
📺: @FS1

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Top 5 Midwest smells

5. Wildflowers on a country road
4. When a storm is rolling in
3. Corn being harvested
2. The exhaust of a two stroke 70hp Johnson motor coming off the water
1. Northwood pines

Hm: freshly baked scotcheroos

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"His legacy is a titan of the NASCAR world and of the auto racing world in general."

@MartySmithESPN on Kyle Busch's life and legacy.

[kris hansen @krishansen]

How can @netflix be proud of this “stream”? It sucks ass!! I can’t even watch as it is so bad…I’m having flashbacks of watching movies via my Spectrum movie box in the 80s.

[Netflix @netflix]

TRIPLE MAIN EVENT LOADING....

#RouseyCarano is LIVE right now on Netflix: https://t.co/5X0Uc6nYET

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Saints first-round pick Jordyn Tyson signed his four-year, fully-guaranteed, $32.5 million deal.

[NFL @NFL]

.@Saints WR @tyson_jordyn got an incredible message from his brother, @cavs guard Jaylon Tyson ❤️ @NFLDraft

[Ben Goessling @BenGoessling]

Rob Brzezinski on the Jonathan Greenard trade: "He's an impact player. It's something we understand is not making the Minnesota Vikings a better team today. But there's a lot of factors involved, and particularly with the economics, we were able to reach a resolution that made sense for the Vikings. We're going to miss him. We're happy he was able to get himself a new contract, but this is not something we're jumping around excitedly about. We did feel like it was the best thing for the organization moving forward."

[kris hansen @krishansen]

And the avg weight/height is….

[Alec Lewis @alec_lewis]

The Vikings' draft...

R1, 18: Caleb Banks, DT
R2, 49: Jake Golday, LB
R3, 82: Domonique Orange, DT
R3, 97: Caleb Tiernan, T
R3, 98: Jakobe Thomas, S
R5, 159: _________________
R5, 163: _________________
R7, 234: _________________
R7, 235: _________________

[kris hansen @krishansen]

RT @ASUFootball: That top 10 feeling 📸

[Sun Devil Football @ASUFootball]

From dreams to reality.

@tyson_jordyn

#NFLDraft  – April 23-25 on NFL Network/ESPN/ABC

[Sun Devil Football @ASUFootball]

Ready for whats next ‼️

📺 Tune-in to the 2026 #NFLDraft – April 23-25 on NFL Network/ESPN/ABC.

[kris hansen @krishansen]

Why doesn’t @espn always show SOG next to the score box? It isn’t hard!! #NHL

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

One more clip from Jordyn Tyson that he just posted. Looking like a human joystick: 🕹️

(📹: @tyson_jordyn)

[kris hansen @krishansen]

@MaxxFuller Good luck Maxx! Unfortunately, I have been found unconscious on a bike path, wearing a helmet, and was rushed to HCMC due to a brain bleed. I was back on the bike in 8 days…not recommended by the HCMC team…you will be back!!

[The Masters @TheMasters]

The unforgettable story of Jack Nicklaus' 1986 Masters victory told by his caddie that year: his son. #themasters

[ESPN @espn]

"I'd like to thank everyone right now, I don't know their names." 🥹

Frankie Fleetwood will be back at the Par 3 Contest 🙌

[kris hansen @krishansen]

@RonFilipkowski one of those "to have a mtg, just to have a mtg" bullshit waste of time

[kris hansen @krishansen]

@LibbeyDean_ Huh?