Krishna Modi

My mom said “if your friends jump off a bridge would you?” Mom, I was the one with the idea, you birthed a leader, not a follower...

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

I like sleep. It’s like a free trial of death. Love that shit.
#sleep #death

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

#BharatRatnaForRataTata
#RequestByDrVivekBindra

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Necessity is the mother of invention.
#Investment #AcademicChatter

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Some of my really close friends complain about being single but tell me who dreams of being into a relationship either!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@ShraddhaPhulre
Uhh 🙄 the rest don’t use Twitter
#singlehood #relationship

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

It’s a vicious cycle for me. The more I sleep, the more I want to sleep. It’s never enough. #sleep #viciouscycle

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

I’ve actually never seen someone finish their Eraser before losing it...
🙂 #Students #bachha #AcademicChatter

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Introvert until our vibes matches. 🙂 #introverts

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Me after unboxing iPhone 12 pro to apple...
Me: Where are the AirPods?
Apple: Music is overrated 🙂
Me: Charger?
Apple: You think we’re fucking charity ☹️
#appleiphone #iPhone12 #iPhone12Pro

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

@sanskari_logic 😂😂

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Aaj mene bhot dope cheez try krri
Saare emojis ke expressions copy krre
If u haven’t done this before...
Ure missing something crucial 😂😂 do give this a shot....
#emoji #funwithemoji #sastimasti

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Me to 2020 every day after giving myself a #CookieCredit
#2020worstyear @iTIGERSHROFF

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Why are Indian ads so puzzling 🤨.
They’re asking 6 year olds to code and 24-27 year olds to make team on dream 11.
Tell me whether u think so...
#Dream11 #WhiteHatJr #indiantease

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Why can’t I be addicted to something productive like the reading or saving money 😆🤦‍♂️
#paisa #money #addiction

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Kaash koi hmme bhi bolta
Pddai mei kr leta hu aap dream 11 pe team bnaa lo
#IPL2020 #Dream11

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Birthdays are predominantly you portraying like a call centre employee for a day, except call centre employees get paid to be nice to people 🤦‍♂️🔔
I have been witnessing this for years now...
#birthdaybang #callcentre #benicefornoreason
@AkshanshKhare

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

I learnt the word sis and haven’t shut up since 😆😆😆
#evillaughter #SistersInSpirit

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Me as a lawyer- Your honor raat gyi baat gyi 😌💪👍
#Lawyers #dumbme #yourhonor

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

We are slowly losing our culture ☹️😞 You won’t believe 🥺
Yesterday night I saw a guy throwing ice cream cover without licking it 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
#IceCream #wasteofmoney

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Never sleep next to me, if u cannot allow me to put one of my legs on top of u... 😌😌
#goodnight #sweetdreams

[Krishna Modi @krishna_modi_12]

Yes you reading this...
I miss you, I wanna talk to you, but you’ve made so many new friends and you don’t seem to care about my existence anymore 🥺😔
I cannot manifest this melancholy anymore!!!