KP

i’m a pre-milk dunked oreo

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[MoundLore @MoundLore]

If I’m gonna pay $5 a gallon this is what i want to get it from.

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i just read a post that said " life becomes so beautiful when you realise that one step backwards is also the part of the dance" holyyyy fuccckkkkk

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

My friend's daughter forgot the word “dandelion” so she described it as “the one that explodes into wishes.”
I like that better.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[Nick Young @nickofnz]

I don't want a city on Mars.
I don't want AI in every app.
I don't want data centres in space.

I want clean water.
I want a stable climate.
I want bees to survive.

[— don @dracosrevenge]

when i was in Primary school i learned about a shape called “Rhombus” and never heard about that word again

[Maira @maira4yo]

“don’t borrow grief from the future” might just change my brain chemistry if I let it sit long enough

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism.

It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

[໊ @meishato]

i apologize for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

This year has been an absolute razor scooter to the ankles I’ll tell you what

[solé @layxsnv]

How do i get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield

[Daily dot... @Roioye]

Me adding e.t.c when I know only 1 example

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

the subway $5 foot long is now $15.50 btw

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

But if I file my taxes wrong, I go to jail.

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

i want time to watch more films but i also want time to read more books but i also want time to look at more nothing