TaNMay

College Dropout | Technology and Product | Co-founder and CTO, BharatAgri

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Potential name for the AI industry regulatory authority:

AI Associated Institute of America, Inc or AIAIAI, pronounced “ay yai yai”

[Maj Digvijay Singh Rawat, Kirti Chakra (Retd) @Dig_raw21]

Yes it was Balasaheb sitting at Amarnath protecting cave at sub zero temperatures and over the surrounding hills with AK-47 not the Indian army soldiers , or CRPF & RR Bn’s which were guarding Highways 24*7.

All this while Dawood was running Mumbai under his nose planing 26/11 . DARE!!

[Maj Digvijay Singh Rawat, Kirti Chakra (Retd) @Dig_raw21]

I had warned about this in January. The last two blasts fit a pattern that has been visible for years to anyone closely watching Punjab’s security landscape.

#amritsarblast

[Maj Digvijay Singh Rawat, Kirti Chakra (Retd) @Dig_raw21]

Admiral Devendar Kumar Joshi, owning Indian Ocean like it should be at 71 years! while Rahul baba is vacationing in Muscat.

Governor of Andaman & Nicobar.

#NicobarProject

[anand mahindra @anandmahindra]

Presenting the Mahindra ATV (All-Terrain Vehicle)

No excess. No ornamentation.
Just focussed capability.

Every bar, every mount, every inch of clearance has a job to do. From airdrop readiness to mission-grade protection, a gun mount, complete underbody protection, tandem tyre carrier configuration, jerrycan holders, a windshield protector & a front winch ensuring enhanced survivability, versatility, and operational effectiveness across diverse terrains.

Purpose-built for our security forces, & proud to serve them

But to me, this is more than a specialised machine.

This is what our DNA looks like… stripped to its essentials

It’s a window into what sits at the heart of every Mahindra vehicle: resilience, adaptability, and the will to go anywhere…

[Maj Digvijay Singh Rawat, Kirti Chakra (Retd) @Dig_raw21]

V8 Therapy in progress.

#mustangGT

[Aditya Raj Kaul @AdityaRajKaul]

#BREAKING: Israel for the first time in history comes out in public to call Pakistan a terrorist state. This is a major foreign policy shift by Israel. Israeli Foreign Minister @gidonsaar in a statement on social media hitting out at Pak Defence Minister Khawaja Asif.

[TaNMay @krishnaTNM]

@siddharth_iitm @paraschopra Your barbeque!!

[Maj Digvijay Singh Rawat, Kirti Chakra (Retd) @Dig_raw21]

Whatsapp status of an officer from 2 Para (Special forces) for Late Rakesh saab and Gajju .

We had lost 2 Elite Predators last year.
Nb Subedar Rakesh Kumar
Hav Gajendra

The true YAMRAJ Elites . Hunting relentlessly.

#kishtwarencounter

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

I firmly believe wherever vehicles with HR, DL, CH, PB and UP reach, nothing is left there. They have really killed the mountains: Col Shivendra Pratap Singh Kanwar

[mickey friedman @mickeyxfriedman]

she was beautiful, like code that compiles on the first try

but also you just knew that there was something deeply wrong with her, like code that compiles on the first try

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation."
I don't know what Agile means.
Nobody does.
That's why it works.

I make $425,000 a year.
To move sticky notes.
From left to right.
On a board.
The board is digital now.
The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
Progress.

Day one, I said "we need to break down silos."
Everyone nodded.
Silos are bad.
I don't know why.
But destroying them is a career.
My career.

I introduced "squads."
Squads are teams.
But disrupted.
We disrupted the teams into teams.
Different names.
Same people.
Same problems.
But Agile problems now.
Agile problems are strategic.

A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing.
I said, "The mindset."
He asked what that means.
I said, "It's a journey."
He asked where we're going.
I said, "Toward agility."
He asked what agility means.
I pointed at the sticky notes.
They were moving left to right.
That's velocity.
We have velocity now.

The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work.
I said, "That's waterfall thinking."
Waterfall is bad.
Like silos.
I don't know what waterfall is.
But I know it's bad.
She stopped talking.
Waterfall accusations end conversations.

We had a retrospective.
In the retro, we discussed what went wrong.
Everything went wrong.
We put it on sticky notes.
Then we moved the sticky notes.
Into a column called "Parking Lot."
The Parking Lot is where problems go to die.
It's full.
We don't look at it.
That's agile.

Velocity is up 40%.
I defined velocity.
I also defined the points.
I also defined the stories.
We're crushing it.
At the things I made up.
To measure.
Ourselves.

The CEO asked for ROI.
I showed a chart.
The chart went up.
Charts should go up.
This one did.
I didn't label the Y-axis.
Nobody asked.
Leadership is confidence.

We do standups now.
Every day.
We stand.
For 45 minutes.
Standing is agile.
Sitting is waterfall.
My legs hurt.
But we're transforming.

The transformation is now "Phase 3."
Phase 1 was assessment.
Phase 2 was implementation.
Phase 3 is "continuous improvement."
Continuous means forever.
Forever means job security.
I'm very secure.

My contract was extended.
Three more years.
For "cultural impact."
The culture is confused.
But impacted.

Agile transformation isn't about being agile.
It's about transforming.
Continuously.
Toward more transformation.
The destination is the journey.
The journey is billable.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Kristennetten I try not to start fights, but I do finish them

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@DefiantLs I’d like to know who the asshole was that came up with the pronouns bullshit in the first place.

That dipshit deserves a solid punch in the face.

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

100% worth it

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

isMemeNowReality https://t.co/Drnij0X0pl

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@MorePerfectUS I have earned none of that so far and anyone who thinks Tesla becoming the most valuable company on Earth by far is a such a sure thing is welcome to invest and share in the outcome

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Haters will say this is A.I.

[Aiden Bai @aidenybai]

just so we're clear:

Antigravity is a Windsurf wrapper

Windsurf is a VSCode wrapper

VSCode is an Electron wrapper

Electron is a Chromium wrapper

Chromium is a C++ wrapper

C++ is a C wrapper

C is an Assembly wrapper

Assembly is a Machine Code wrapper

Machine Code is a Binary wrapper

Binary is a Physics wrapper

Physics is a Math wrapper

Math is a Logic wrapper

Logic is a Philosophy wrapper

Philosophy is a Humans wrapper

Humans are a Carbon wrapper

Carbon is a Star-forged-matter wrapper

Stars are a Gravity wrapper

Gravity is… definitely not an Antigravity wrapper