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[🦎 @krishpyykreme]

1 year 4 months later

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should've been otw rn

[🦎 @krishpyykreme]

😂😂😂

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

If someone at work tries to micromanage you, micromanage them back.

Send them too much feedback, ask them a lot of questions, do follow ups when they go quiet or even when you know they are busy don’t let them rest.

[🦎 @krishpyykreme]

good fucking morning

[Lambe Resing @LambeResing]

RESMI: PERTAMAX NAIK JADI Rp16.250 PER LITER!

Per 10 Juni 2026, Pertamina melakukan penyesuaian harga Pertamax dan Pertamax Green:

- Pertamax: Rp12.300 ➡️ Rp16.250 (naik Rp3.950 per liter)
- Pertamax Green: Rp12.900 ➡️ Rp17.000 (naik Rp4.100 per liter)

Adapun harga Pertamax Turbo, Pertamina Dex, DexLite, dan Pertalite tidak mengalami perubahan.

WOW WOW WOW JUST WOW 😱

[🦎 @krishpyykreme]

WKAKAKWKAKWKSK

[Sebber 🔨⏰🇯🇲 @sebastianbaughh]

She better keep this shit up I ain’t seen him drive like this in a while

[🦎 @krishpyykreme]

F1 drive to survive : S6 E1

[Brondong daddy @Razikgalak00]

Buat cowo" kalo kalian belom tau, ini namanya "treating your girlfriend the right way" yaaa 💫💫

[Mbak kun @empty__core]

Smokers vs non smokers

[Hanif | AI For Productivity @hanifproduktif]

Gila ini game langsung bikin kecanduan wkwk

Udah dikasih prime CR7 masih ga ngangkat wak 😭

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

The most exciting 60 seconds in World Cup history

[🦎 @krishpyykreme]

sopan bgt ah

[DALT @alt_dirty]

この手の植民地ジョーク、大好物なのだが自国が当事者なだけに笑ったら道徳的に負けなので必死に笑いを堪えている

[🦎 @krishpyykreme]

???

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

Mestinya ini dulu gak sih dibanding kereta cepat Jakarta-Bandung?

Udah gitu Bandung-nya di ujung dunia pula.

Untuk skala: Whoosh menghabiskan 121 triliun.

4 Whoosh = jaringan kereta se-Sumatra.

[The Wall Pass Journal @wallpassjournal]

🚨Some sources even claim that Persija Jakarta’s budget reaches around Rp540 billion just to support Shin Tae Yong in the transfer market.

That figure is quite astonishing, as it is nearly twice the amount spent by Stoke City some time ago to build their Clayton Wood training facility, which “only” cost around Rp230 billion 🤯

With significant fresh funds available, Persija Jakarta has a great opportunity to upgrade their training facilities, but the management seems to have other plans.

[kale @kalistohenituse]

Mahasiswa trisakti mengeluarkan press release terkait "peringatan tragedi trisakti, 12 mei 1998"

keep on fire Trisakti 🔥

[herwin @bangherwin]

Ternyata banyak juga ya yang ngebunyiin klakson di Bundaran UGM 🤣🤌

Poster "Bunyikan Klakson Kalau Capek Jadi WNI" langsung direspon rame.

Tanda rakyat lagi capek berat Wok...

[Grouss Stad. @Gate_76]

Cancel culture itu memang blm bisa diterapkan di Indo ya? Politisi problematik dihina2 di sosmed, tp ketika ketemu masih dipuja2, sampai minta salaman. Benar2 seperti ga ada apa2 yang terjadi dan dia lakukan utk negara ini. 🙃

[🦎 @krishpyykreme]

16K retweets but please lah whats the firm argumentation to trust a voice note man

[Hayder @hay23ds]

🚨 خلـوا العـالم تعـرف أن الولايـات المتحـدة لا تستحـق تنظيـم كـأس العـالم،

تم أحتجاز لاعب المنتخب العراقي أيمن حسين 🇮🇶 للتحقيق لمدة 7 ساعات من قبل السلطات الأمريكية في مطار شيكاغو!!!!!!

تخيلوا رحلة مدتها 12 ساعة بالأضافة 7 ساعات حجز للتحقيق بدون سبب واضح، ضاع يوم اللاعب.

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

Meksiko: guru demo.

Karena lebih ngutamain Piala Dunia dibanding dana pendidikan dan kesejahteraan guru.

[Ody Dwicahyo @odydc]

Berdiri deket WO baju item2 super sibuk, kendengeran dri HT-nya:

WO: "Sex dulu baru ke pelaminan..."
Aku: *keselek zuppa soup*
WO: "3... 2...1.... Sex standbyyy"

Tertiba dari kejauhan kedengeran alunan suara SAXOPHONE.

🎷SAKSSSS SO FON 🎷

[🦎 @krishpyykreme]

WHAT A DAY