krisiallen

Mother, daughter, sister, lawyer, bartender, audiophile, information junkie, NCAA nut, grammar snob, bullshit hater, Jesus lover. And a whole lot more.

[krisiallen @krisiallen]

@igot5onit8181 @ChaseParham Ick. Hate that so much. Thanks for the reply. I’m out of the baseball loop these days.

[Bob Wachter @Bob_Wachter]

I've used em-dashes my whole life — they add rhythm and grace to writing. But now they're an AI tell.
Can we get a grandfather clause for those of us who were fluent in em-dashes before ChatGPT launched in November 2022?

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@MrPitbull07 Somewhere between $15 and $28.

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You would think he would update his X account while on the plane. Or did he get a new one?

#LaneKiffin
#LaneDrain

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@TalkingtheSIP Same

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@StoolMintzy @KeithCarterOM Not much certain in Oxford today, but this statement damn sure is.

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@EverythingRebs Where they plan to watch the Westminster Dog Show on Thursay: the Library or Funkys?

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@iamdieforyouuu SKITTLES! A perfect name.

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@Murphys_Law31 Love this. big Murph!

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@Murphys_Law31 One of my favorites!!

[Tyler Jordan @TylerJordan]

Austin Simons led the most consequential drive in Ole Miss history.

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@rpg37 Can you even conceive of that kind of solidarity today?

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@WarrenCoDawg @StaceyJSpiehler You are the problem with America.

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My pride and joy. How fun that on his first voting experience he gets to vote for his mom?! My heart is full! #firsttimevoter #creatinghisfuture #hegivesmehope

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@StaceyJSpiehler Love y’all!!!!

[Oxford Police Department @OxfordPolice]

🎉 Shoutout to Jatyus Gillard for always having such a great attitude and showing respect to teachers, school administrators, and our SROs! 👏

Earlier today, Officers Dukes and Shipp recognized his efforts by giving him 2 Ole Miss basketball tickets!🏀

Keep up the awesome work!

[krisiallen @krisiallen]

Sometimes I just like to torture myself, and the best way I know how is to watch Up in the Air.

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@JohnnyGough1 hey I was trying to send you a message but can’t figure it our. Will you DM me your email?