kristi

I use Twitter to lol at real housewives tweets

[helena riley @freshhel]

We’re putting you in the zoo bitch

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

Happy Pride Month, y’all 🌈

[Justin @_JustinHastings]

White woman attempting character assassination of a 22 year old black man. Calls him every name in the book except That One. You just know she wishes she could. Centuries-old American tale. #OwnIt

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

.@KlayThompson

[Mike Finger @mikefinger]

Asked about Minneapolis, Victor Wembanyama says, “PR has tried, but I’m not going to sit here and be politically correct.”

“It’s crazy that people make it seem like … the murder of civilians is acceptable.”

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

How are we supposed to share the same space with these people

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Erika Kirk thinks a woman's place is in the home, why doesn't she stay there and shut the fuck up?

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Time for all you newly-minted Carrie Coon fans to put your money where your mouth is and lock in for The Gilded Age

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

The vibe Carole Radziwill brings to the function

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

i love libbing out to the pitt!!!

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

in the history books i hope it reflects that white americans were so bigoted that they were willing to destroy the entire country just so they could say the ashes belonged to them

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Sure was nice not having the stupidest fucking person on the planet be president for a few years

[Hutch @hutchinson]

This administration is going to be like straight up crack cocaine for sub 60 IQ smooth brains

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Wow. A bishop just called out Trump and Vance to their faces at church.

“The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. May I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those whose children fear their parents will be taken away.”

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

The flight attendant just broke the news about Vanderpump Rules to our whole flight. People are crying, gasping. Some are cheering. I can’t believe this.

[vivian @vivian39_]

we need to find a way to add stupid people to the democratic coalition

[dr. hell @trevorblust]

is it possible that white people, who make up 75% of the electorate, may share some of the blame as well?

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.