Kristen Morrissey

Dog mom, speech-language pathologist, wife, shoe hoarder and lover of laughter

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

Shoutout to American Airlines for returning my luggage like a low-budget jigsaw puzzle.
Two pieces, taped together, zero compensation… but apparently structural emotional support tape was included free of charge. 👉🏽 DO BETTER @AmericanAir

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

@IAmLA40 I’m dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

@wfaaweather Why is the sky pink?

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

How do you get a DOUBLE rainbow, Delkus? #wfaaweather

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

This rainbow though...#wfaaweather

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

@rt_ahsieh @BlueAngels 114 area? Us too and nothing. Maybe flight path changed last minute 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

@JeffreeStar Where’s the little baby? Can’t wait to see!!!! 💕💕

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

@TMZ Ooo🤔 Can I have some of your plasma?

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

@GovAbbott As TX schools are gearing up for eLearning we need to provide related/instructional services per IDEA. Would it be possible to fast track cutting through the red tape to allow Speech-Language Pathology Assistants to provide teletherapy? #txlege #COVID19 #TDLR

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

https://t.co/wC3Vbkx2yr. #QuarantineWatchParty #Quarantini #DragQueens

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

@jimmyfallon Waaaay too excited over marble races. #MyQuarantineInSixWords

[Kristen Morrissey @krislovesred]

Chills!!! #spreadlovenotcorona ❤️

[France•tv pour tou•te•s @FTVpride]

[Video] 🎹«My heart will go on»
Confinés à #Barcelona ce #pianiste #gay espagnol @albertogestoso et le #saxophoniste @alexlebrontorrent jouent pour leurs voisins
La #vidéo devient virale👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
#confinementjour2 #COVID19 #jerestechezmoi #JeResteALaMaison