krista

for crying out loud.
|she/her|

[krista @krismckelv]

More like awesome buco

[krista @krismckelv]

Toys = children's litter

[krista @krismckelv]

My boss: "One of the reasons I promoted you is because you overthink things". 30 years on this earth and I have never shone brighter

[krista @krismckelv]

Flipping food and drink containers so the French side faces me 'cause I really need a vacation

[krista @krismckelv]

"Kitchenaid is fucking killing it with appliances these days" - @kittykatbandito

[krista @krismckelv]

Look at her, brushing her hair like some kind of sociopath

[krista @krismckelv]

I taught my boss about the option for 'schedule send'. #newleaseonlife

[krista @krismckelv]

Always something new to learn about your partner. You think you know them but then it's like, you don't know how to get into a hammock?

[krista @krismckelv]

So where are people buying their ringtones these days

[krista @krismckelv]

My parents used to use "early bedtime" as punishment when I was a kid. Ugh, what I wouldn't give

[krista @krismckelv]

Souperbowl. The best grandmas battle it out all year with their creations and then the final two have a soup-off and hungry fans come, spoons in hand to watch it all go down

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Just remembered that instead of replying to a tweet I think is wrong I can just say “well that’s just not true” out loud to myself and move on with my life

[krista @krismckelv]

@discochick2 Oh Selby

[krista @krismckelv]

Reached a point in our relationship where her main motivation for kisses are to taste the salmon on my lips after lunch

[krista @krismckelv]

Just googled the lyrics for "5 Green and Speckled Frogs" for work. Today could be worse

[krista @krismckelv]

Sure makes for a slow work day when your cat sits on your lap and makes a game of biting all your typing fingers

[krista @krismckelv]

All that rage is bad for your complexion

[krista @krismckelv]

More like hellementary school

[krista @krismckelv]

"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway."

[krista @krismckelv]

I've continued to cross days off my calendar to note how many days until my (long ago cancelled) trip. It's the only consistency I have left. Only 19 more days! Until..... I start a new countdown?