Kristyn Miller

I love cake

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@BlueJays tell them to put lids on the draft beers so we can jump up when Mr Babe hits home runs!! 🍻

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Mostly wanted to tweet to remember to book time off for this shithole day for next year cause holy shit what the fuck was today

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What the fuck was today

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I miss soups

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But I called the LCBO to see if I could get it replaced, and they did!

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11 years ago I accidentally smashed a bottle of wine behind the Scotiabank and I’m pretty sure I just left it, how irresponsible of me

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

To the fans in attendance on their 200th loop of Hey Baby: We hear you. We want you to keep going.

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I need to know why a child thought it was a great idea to dump sand on my head

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I’m the most goddamn annoying person I know

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If this dang robot vacuum makes me get up one more time, I’m throwing it out the window

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Amelya coughs twice 45 minutes ago and now I’m awake forever

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I don’t know how people live without bringing a water bottle everywhere

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Bad day to be a bird

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I need a blue sky holiday

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I would like to have a Saturday were I wake up and don’t think I have to go to work

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I’m gunna shave my head

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Why is there not more hype for deal or no deal islands

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Trying to convince Amelya to drink chocolate milk has been surprisingly hard?

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It should be illegal for me to leave the house with a small purse

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It wasn’t supposed to be this way