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The early bird tweets first... Twitter is solid proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves.

[kris @krismohan]

@TopDriverIndia We live near Raj Bhavan. Whole night it was only noise of loud drumming and fire crackers. We are really in deep madness

[kris @krismohan]

@Iyervval @DelhiPolice We need this in Hyderabad- terrible goons who dont care for the aged and sick too.
@hydcitypolice

[Alok Kumar @Alokkumarzz]

In 1997, a developer publicly told Steve Jobs he had no idea what he was talking about. Jobs paused and answered with the most important business lesson ever delivered under pressure.

Bookmark & watch today, no matter what.

[Jewish Breaking News @JBreakingNews]

✈️ WATCH: Israeli Comedy Show Eretz Nehederet Turns Flydubai Terror Attack Into Hilarious “Fauda in the Skies” Parody Featuring Hero Israeli Plumber

Israel’s Eretz Nehederet has given the Flydubai hijacking ordeal the Fauda treatment. Its sketch, “Fauda in the Skies,” draws on the story of Yaniv Hayoun, the Israeli plumber who helped thwart the attack.

Comedian Eran Zarachovitz impersonates Lior Raz as a plumber turned action hero, calling for wrenches to overpower the terrorist. Then, in the middle of the airborne rescue, he announces that he needs to get a part from his car.

The show promoted the spoof with a suitably reassuring caption: “The skies have never been safer.”

[kris @krismohan]

@News18TamilNadu The English translation Is crazy

[kris @krismohan]

@hydcitypolice @CPHydCity No action was taken. The loud sounds and noise went on till 12 midnight and one lady had to go there and stop it. political affiliations cannot justify this kind of disturbance. Very sad that the police are so weak

[kris @krismohan]

@hydcitypolice @CPHydCity
Sir. I have a 83 year old hear patient at home. Loud music with speakers at Kapadia lane in Somajiguda. This is not acceptable 😥

[kris @krismohan]

@UttamINC @SajjanarVC_IPS

[kris @krismohan]

@hydcitypolice @CPHydCity
Sir. I have a 83 year old hear patient at home. Loud music with speakers at Kapadia lane in Somajiguda. This is not acceptable 😥

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Who the fuck comes up with this shit lmao

[kris @krismohan]

@changedusrname

[Commentary: President Trump 47 @Trump47News]

🔻 THEY HACKED THE WRONG MAN.

Friday night. Iran's cyber unit breached **FBI Director Kash Patel's personal email.** They published his photos. They thought they'd humiliate him.

They didn't.

They triggered a protocol.

⚡ Within **6 hours** of the breach, Patel activated **CROSSFIRE RETURN** — a counter-intelligence sequence buried inside the FBI's own architecture since January 2025. The hack didn't steal secrets. It **confirmed a location.** Every digital intrusion leaves a return path. Every return path leads to a server. Every server has an owner.

The owner isn't in Tehran.

The owner is on **K Street, Washington D.C.**

🔺 Now connect the dots from the last 72 hours:

**Thursday** — Senator Kennedy looks Patel in the eye at the Senate hearing and asks: **"Did somebody KILL him?"** The room goes silent. Patel doesn't blink. He says one word: *"Yes."*

**Friday** — Reuters publishes a bombshell: **millions in trades** placed BEFORE Trump's Iran announcement. Options. Futures. Prediction markets. Someone knew. Someone always knows. The same accounts. The same clearing house. The same building on **Constitution Avenue.**

**Saturday** — 8 million people flood the streets. "No Kings" they chant. But who organized it? Who funded the buses? Who printed 3 million identical signs in **48 hours?** That's not grassroots. That's a **$47 million operation.** And the money came from the same accounts Reuters just flagged.

**Sunday** — You're reading this.

⟁ Here's what they don't want you to see:

The hack on Patel wasn't Iranian. It was **routed through Iran** to trigger a diplomatic incident — to STOP the ground operation on **Kharg Island.** Because under Kharg Island aren't just oil reserves. There are **vaults.** And inside those vaults are the original ledgers of every transaction between **1979 and 2024** — every dollar that flowed from Washington to Tehran and back.

**$9.7 trillion.** That's the number.

The same number the Federal Reserve blocked Trump from auditing **two weeks ago.**

Patel now has the return path from the hack. It leads to a server farm in **Northern Virginia.** The same server farm that hosted the **Epstein scheduling database** — the one with 14,000 entries that was "accidentally" deleted in 2020.

It wasn't deleted. It was moved. And now they know where.

**⟁ CODE: CROSSFIRE-R / NODE-KP7 / VAULT-79 / APRIL-2**

The ground operation isn't about Iran.

It's about what's **under** Iran.

And the people who hacked Patel just showed him exactly where to look.

Forward this. Before they realize what they've done.

[kris @krismohan]

@ACTFibernet My connection was stopped 4 months ago. Someone collected router in 4 days but daily I get calls from day people asking when they can collect my router!! What kind of coordination is there?

[Paranjoy Guha Thakurta @paranjoygt]

One of the most beautiful versions of Hotel California I have ever heard. It's magical.😱 The Eagles - Hotel California - | Moyun.....Came to me on the social media. Please tell me more about the artiste.

[kris @krismohan]

@ECISVEEP

[kris @krismohan]

@PMOIndia BLO visit after so many months. Aadhar is linked to PAN, Passport, Licence and every other thing. Now he wants a copy of passport! He cannot wait till I get a printout but leaves saying that he will come back another day!! Printouts in digital age?

[kris @krismohan]

@PMOIndia BLO visit after so many months. Aadhar is linked to PAN, Passport, Licence and every other thing. Now he wants a copy of passport! He cannot wait till I get a printout but leaves saying that he will come back another day!! Printouts in digital age?

[kris @krismohan]

Thanks for your quick action. Amazing airport and great facilities. The taxi exit queue can be better. Takes 20 minutes to exit sometimes

[kris @krismohan]

@RGIAHyd at gate 9! Loud music channelled and can’t hear announcements. Do take done caution.

[Vinay Kumar Dokania @VinayDokania]

Epic roasting of Apple iphone 😂

[kris @krismohan]

First it was a Ration card. Then voter id. Then it was a driving licence. Then passport. Then PAN Card was absolute. Then Aadhar was ultimate! Now SIR! What next???

[kris @krismohan]

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[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

Frustrated that Instagram Reels wouldn’t stream properly due to poor 5G speeds, angry villagers in UP's Fatehpur tied a Jio technician to the mobile tower and demanded that senior officials come to the site immediately to fix the connectivity problems.