Kristin L. Norman

Pastor’s wife, mother of 3, public school teacher, and writer (when the other things aren’t happening and when I’m not procrastinating)

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

The Volturi would definitely not be happy…Vampirina is definitely an immortal child.

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

Hey. If you didn’t finish that novel, essay collection, poetry chapbook, memoir, picture book, etc…

This year was hard. You made it. Next year is full of time to write again.

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

@jessicarichter Can she close her eyes laying down and then you squeeze it on the inside corner of her eyelid and then she blinks? I do that with regular eye drops but im not sure if you’re allowed with medicated ones?

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

I teach first grade. Friday, I had to leave early, and had a sub. When I came in this morning, I noticed she didn’t leave any notes on how the class did. She only wrote 4 words. “I did my best.” I guess that’s all you can ask of a first grade sub on a Friday before Christmas 🤣

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for a crush?
I took AP Calc.

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

@aprilfiet Leaning on the everlasting arms would sound cool

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

@JennMGreenberg A tip for getting to sleep I received was to do a blessing alphabet. While you’re lying down to sleep with your eyes closed… start with A and think of something your thankful for then go to B. Don’t overthink any letters, skip if stuck. Meant to relax your mind.

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

@haleshannon 4th grader teacher here. We’ve enjoyed: Because of Winn Dixie, The Wild Robot, Riding Freedom, The World According to Humphrey, and I’m planning on ending the year with, Restart by Gordon Korman

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

@JackieHillPerry My children would not agree... “mom, ask Alexa.”

[John Onwuchekwa @JawnO]

Holy Saturday:

God’s activity isn’t limited to your awareness of His activity.

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

One year ago I bought a pack of 100 disposable masks and thought maybe it would be too many. How naive I was.

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

@reachjulieroys Do we know what scripture he was trying to preach from? It looks like he’s holding the Bible as if his sermon is somehow connected to scripture.

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

@ChandraBlumberg My house is a mess and I haven’t done any of those things, so in my book your super productive!

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

Wearing 2 coats will keep you warmer than just wearing 1. Follow me for more cutting edge science. Are we really supposed to be blown away by the news that 2 masks are more effective than 1? Did scientists really spend their time testing this?

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

@sarabellab123 Same

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

Twitterverse...Writing research question... what is the most amount of money a big box store might have in their cash room at a time? #amwriting #WritingCommunity #ShortStoryChallenge2021

[C.B. Carter @CBCarterBooks]

I haven't made #writinggoals for 2021 yet. Maybe I'll just make one: Complete 2020's goals. 😂 anyone else in the same boat?

#writerscommunity #NewYearsResolutions

[Kristin L. Norman @krisnorz]

Why do English muffins take so long to toast?