kristine

presidential alert has encouraged me to create a twitter. it’s time to say my peace.

[kristine @krisperstalk]

When #shutdownflorida is trending and you live in .. FLORIDA

[kristine @krisperstalk]

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بنات صغار يصير ورع !
⁧#ديوت_بدو��⁩
سُكْسُ
ورع
وراعين
⁧#ميقا_حصريات

[kristine @krisperstalk]

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جمع ورع وراعين

#ميقا_حصريات #ديوت_بدوي

[kristine @krisperstalk]

休渔 缴款 退耕 @grok

[kristine @krisperstalk]

碰硬 创议 航海 @grok

[kristine @krisperstalk]

swifties doing detective work to find which of her life experiences tie to songs meanwhile it’s literally about logan roy

[kristine @krisperstalk]

when your uber driver asks if you want to take the scenic route 😬

[kristine @krisperstalk]

the only good thing about trump winning is that the businesses that boarded up can resume normally since there won’t be any political violence

[kristine @krisperstalk]

let’s talk about gun laws now

[kristine @krisperstalk]

prebiotic soda is my new adult beverage

[kristine @krisperstalk]

Is the reunion only showing for the people that don’t share their password? #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[kristine @krisperstalk]

@netflix you forgot to share screen #LoveIsBlind

[kristine @krisperstalk]

how are the kids that shopped at justice the ones telling me how to dress now

[kristine @krisperstalk]

just drinkin’ wine & blowing up greg abbot’s inbox

[kristine @krisperstalk]

lowkey want a wedding so somebody can object

[kristine @krisperstalk]

the way the number of crushes i have increases when there’s a world cup..

[kristine @krisperstalk]

also the fact that my drunk texts now happen at 6pm show that i’m 30

[kristine @krisperstalk]

the fact that the people i drunk text now are my friends shows that IVE GROWN

[kristine @krisperstalk]

this mercury retrograde is making me consider bangs

[kristine @krisperstalk]

once in a job interview i asked the hr manager to describe the team culture and she proceeded to list the ethnicity of each staff member

[kristine @krisperstalk]

There are men that are spared rape charges because it would ruin their future yet… #RoeVWade