Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️

QUEEN of minding MY business. My world, my page. Muva, SLIMETO/SLIMETÀ 💚❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[5ive 💋☥ . ♋︎ @ThugMisses_500]

lol i feel seen

[Bammy @ayobamiamisu]

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card. 😭😭😭

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

the older I get, the more I relate to him. I value peace, calm, and quiet.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️ @krisrella_]

That’s what starts the work beef… mfs NOT doing their job lmao 🤣

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job and go home😭

[Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️ @krisrella_]

Lol I know my man in Jersey Mike’s mad at me for not placing the order in time 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️ @krisrella_]

The only thing that I like 🤏🏽

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

My type

[Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️ @krisrella_]

Just a very blessed girl 🥰

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

Interviewer: Do you have any sales experience?

Me:

[Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️ @krisrella_]

Right now lol

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

wine drunk doesn't even make its self known. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as f'ck.

[blanc @dqveed]

she know she pretty too, look at how she swim.

[Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️ @krisrella_]

Classic-aholic 😩 lol
I’ve played it 1,091 times 😂

[Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️ @krisrella_]

Me video calling, I love to talk on the phone man 🤣😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️ @krisrella_]

I’ve looked at my phone maybe 3x today… smh work has dragged me fr. It’s 4:07 and I’m just sliding into my bed from catching up on work

[Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️ @krisrella_]

I love when I have dinner cooked, baths done, cleaning done, clothes out for the week and all on time 🙂‍↕️

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

how it feels rewatching a show after a while and realizing you forgot the entire storyline so every episode feels brand new

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[Kris the professional yapper 🧚‍♀️🕸️ @krisrella_]

Huh??! How?? Lmao

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

How am i supposed to lose weight when i’m not used to losing ??