Kris Rodrigues

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@ewanports Miss your presence mate

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@iHateYeahTeriq @AndresCastill87

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

checking your mirrors on your driving test

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@DeePalace_ @SkySportsPL Which is exactly the point. There is no nobler purpose than providing players to the Sky Sports Six. Should a Sky Sports Six member be interested in your player, you must graciously accept any offers to avoid being described as "holding a player hostage".

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@JeffSmithGolf Is the point here that it doesn't reference LIV, or that it doesn't refer to him as Open Champion/Champion Golfer of the Year? Because the latter is far more egregious!

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

One of the great traditions in team golf

[IM🇵🇹 @Iconic_Mourinho]

If you think José Mourinho's rants are wild, his first ever rant was completely insane.

In 2000, Mourinho had only 8 career matches as a coach, when his Benfica player, Sabry, called him out in public.

Mourinho's reply was crazy.

"It's not easy for a coach to like a player who has an absurd average of offsides per game, that doesn't know how to position himself, that runs away from the pressure in away matches, that in the last few games was 3 times one on one with the goalkeeper and didn't score a goal, that at half-time, when I'm more aggressive, goes to the secretary to complain and say he's afraid of me. It's not easy for a coach to like a player like this. Then he says I never speak with him and the relationship is not correct. I have a little book about my individual meetings with the players, everything is there. With Sabry, who says I never speak with him, I had 7 individual meetings. Not one, not two, seven. And of the seven meetings, three of them were in the past 4 days. I spoke with him, but he doesn't like the things I tell him. Then he says that playing only 20 minutes in a match is little for him. Well, the only time he played only 20 minutes was against Paços de Ferreira, when he took 8 minutes just to put on his boots. Sabry left me a message via the media, so I feel perfectly confortable leaving him a message via the media as well. So I want to leave a message to Sabry and to the fans: This is Benfica, not Paok Salonica [Sabry's former club]."

José Mourinho was a head coach for a little over a month.

😂

[Dean Henderson @deanhenderson]

Three years ago, I came to this club and could never have imagined everything that would follow. From Wembley to European nights, we've had some fun.

Palace has become so much more than a football club to me. It’s where I’ve grown as a player, a leader and, most importantly, as a person. It’s where my children were born and where my family has shared some of the most special moments of our lives.

So to be able to sign a new contract and continue this journey means an incredible amount to me. We've achieved so much in the last few years, but we've got so much more to go!

I’m proud to be the captain of this club. Proud to wear this badge. And, above all, proud to call Palace home.

The story isn’t finished yet. ❤️💙
PALACE. 🔛🔝

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

Incredible

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@dannolan Corruption in plane sight

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@ahleach How did you miss the “plane sight” opportunity here?

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

Penalties should be one-on-ones, mid-90s MLS style. Why not go all in?

[Australian Championship @AusChampionship]

An exciting change is coming to the 2026 edition of the #AusChampionship! 👀

🗞️ Read more: https://t.co/2fyG7tCpwJ

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@wheelreinvent Once you remove the cars, at what point is there a functional difference between "trams" and "trains"?

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@taipan168 We have a couple in Adelaide (only one that readily comes to mind, but I believe there are more), but I don't remember seeing them elsewhere in Australia. Such an easy way to get traffic moving.

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@MichaelPirone @ClareONeilMP No cap

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@AgoraGolf @OleMissMGolf @TalkBirdie_ToMe Masterclass?

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

@nicko_316 No she doesn’t 😉

[Kris Rodrigues @krisrod__]

This would (and should!) earn you a lengthy suspension or see your membership terminated at every club in Australia. Speaking to staff like this is disgraceful

[Dan Proft @DanProft]

At Beverly CC on Chicago's South Side. Might be a good time for the board to call an emergency meeting to consider going men-only...