Kris ☺︎

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

Bagel store workers have seen us all at our absolute worst

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

When people come to a full stop to turn while driving <<<<

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

“It’s time to BeReal”
My boyfriend: not it’s not

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

I ❤️ @ChipotleTweets

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

My special talent is that I can nap anywhere I go

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

My favorite activity is buying 50 things off of Amazon a day

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

My bed is the only place I ever wanna be

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

I will answer your email faster than I’ll answer your text

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

UGG out here staying relevant

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

RIP Takeoff 🕊

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

If you honk at me as soon as the light turns green, I’m not moving

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

I think the world would come together again if Justin Bieber made a new Christmas album

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

Going through peoples BeReal’s is part of my nightly routine I feel like we’re all hanging out

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

If you don’t have Venmo or the Uber app on your phone 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

Definitely an eat like shit type of day

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

Imagine if we all had off on Wednesdays

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

There is nothing worse than waking up minutes before your alarm goes off

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

Where would we all be without our iPhone flash lights

[Kris ☺︎ @krissromanoo]

The chokehold Chipotle has on me