Kristen🔮

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. Leo☀️Aries🌙Sagittarius⬆️ She/her

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

if you’re wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[alys @alyssby]

so full of love and rage, very yin & yang of me

[sara @snugtf]

[unwashed hair voice] i’m unlovable

[masha @masha_slp]

When I say I’m delicate I don’t mean like a flower I mean like a bomb

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

As long as I don’t allow myself to form any thoughts I’m pretty much normal

[miia @miiagarro]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[ِ @anjoazl]

maybe if i smash my head in the wall long enough i can stop thinking

[ravn @mfnravn]

girl if you don’t put your fucking records on and play your favorite song imma crash out

[✒️ @Literariium]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

[misto @mistowho]

if she's ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle Imao

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

i’m so full of love and rage, very yin & yang of me

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

god forbid a girl possesses both grace and rage

[ala @calajms]

hoe (heaven on earth)

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

How do you say “did I stutter?” in corporate language

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Robert De Niro @R0BERTDENlR0]

Fuck Trump and Fuck ICE