Aunt Krisp🐣

nolite te bastardes carborundorum

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

My precious little bug😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

My favorite things in life aren’t even things at all.
But they’re the things that keep my heart full.

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

🙁🙁🙁

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

I highly doubt people would give away edibles but okay😂😂😂😂😂

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

I remember playing this game at the dentist office waiting to get my braces tightened😂

[AlltimeGamingTV @AlltimeGamingtv]

Is Aladdin the best Disney game? 🕹

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

Can @hulu pick up the Santa Clarita diet please?😭 I need more

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

I could eat a whole jar of olives😍😍

[Corey Edward 🧙🏻‍♂️ @CoreyEdward2]

Is... is there anyone who actually LIKES olives? Are we sure those people exist? Who keeps buying olives to consume? I demand you reveal yourselves.

[Randy @randy__vision]

brazil has unlocked terraforming

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

Thank you to whoever hacked my Disney+ account🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

Why did they never make a second league of extraordinary gentlemen movie?

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

Thank god I’m going to a wedding and not work that day😂

[GameDojo @GamedojoChannel]

There’s going to be a full moon on Halloween this year! First time since 1944!

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

The dumbest thing is being open the day after a hurricane

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

If you come in 3 minutes till close, just know I’m plotting my revenge the whole time I’m cutting your hair💀

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙸 🫶🏽 @_anxnx]

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[𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓴𝔂𝓻𝓲𝓮 🪽 @KyrieKoffin]

Do you ever have those days where you just wanna relax but you feel extremely guilty after just relaxing?? Like i know I could be doing something more productive with my time

[Aunt Krisp🐣 @krissssppy]

DONT SHOW UP 5 MINUTES TILL CLOSE AND BEG FOR A HAIRCUT🙂

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

This might be the most unwatchable Red Sox team I’ve ever seen.