krisss.tyne

i just want people to be rational and reasonable… what the fuck is even happening anymore || eagle scout || ai/cryptobros dni ffs || silly acct @sillyfeyfailure

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

non negotiables 🧡💛🤍🩷💜:
- tall
- smiles
- funny
- not ashamed of her appearance
- “like 8 feet tall” tall
- unnaturally pale
- hunched
- bmi of .5
- wispy strands of hair
- long clawed fingernails
- cursed to walk this barren plane for eternity
- stays in touch with family

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@AP4Texas @NYCMayor this is reaganomics

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@pineyyote i’m pointy?

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

me :)))
i don’t wear glasses and i don’t have the motivation to get any decorative ones but i wouldn’t hate them :3

[Bishop🌲🍩 @pineyyote]

who could that be

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@pineyyote stares at you with big beady eyes

[Paul's Psychic Artilleryman 🟡🟡🟡🟡🛰️🟡 @ironcrakka]

`Backrooms’ director Kane Parsons still serves Coca-Cola the old fashioned way.

He is 97 years old.

[⚓🐛 io @i0lanthe_]

Scientists have discovered this ⬇️

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@GrumboLumbago @MupBupper HES ALIVE?????

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

petplay but i’m the goldfish that can’t remember shit so i cant consent in any meaningful way and really nothing comes of it

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@MupBupper hiii geumbo’s puppet master

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@UFOSully @TheKanehB @MerylPistolinha @the_P_God i don’t really have a choice in that rn as much as i wish i did

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@MupBupper address me

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@UFOSully @TheKanehB @MerylPistolinha @the_P_God why am i brain-dead just because i got one piece of trivia wrong :(

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@UFOSully @TheKanehB @MerylPistolinha @the_P_God interesting. i didn’t realize that was a thing.

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@UFOSully @TheKanehB @MerylPistolinha @the_P_God chlorinating vegetables is the term for disinfecting them with low molarity bleach. chickens don’t get chlorinated lmao, they just have antibiotics like anywhere else. GMOs make those things less necessary but people hate them bc they don’t know what they actually are.

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@Musicprodgal @sharkidog100 @populusaigeiros if you’re enlightened on the science used in this monumentous project, would you be willing to share?

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@McGregorMX @SandraB82981565 @adammocklerr we already have ample evidence that this isn’t true. phone manufacturers don’t compete against one another anymore, they all have planned obsolescence and just shill out the newest phone every year. they “compete” in pricing while working together to raise the price everywhere.

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@mattatt51325902 @girlslopjamie @TransGirl she’s obviously not actually buying (she lives in seattle ffs) and is just trying to terrorize boomer landlords for fun. which is morally correct at all times.

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@Musicprodgal @sharkidog100 @populusaigeiros the proposal was to entirely replace the granite (all 339,010 sqft), which was an extension of the foundational work needed in 2012. trump does not address these and has instead spent nearly half ($14.8m) of what obama did to paint the bottom with an unnecessary sealant.

[krisss.tyne @krissstyne]

@Musicprodgal @sharkidog100 @populusaigeiros this is just objectively true though. the $300m proposal was considered, but not started, for completely replacing the granite and biden’s admin ended up replacing old piping. the granite was fixed up but not replaced in 2012 bc it was leaking and needed foundational repair.