Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor

#Writer and #Copyeditor for indie authors and small businesses | #Poet (IG: kristianporterpoetry) | Cat Mom 🐈 | @EFAfreelancers and @copyeditors member ✨

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

If you're in need of optimized copy for your website, social media content, blog writing, or other writing services, I'm currently accepting freelance clients and would love to help you! Bonus points if you're a small business (especially woman-owned) ✨https://t.co/zP3zWtigcE

[prance @bocxtop]

elon musk spending $43 billion to stop getting bullied on twitter when he could’ve simply been less annoying is insane

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

Are we just supposed to pretend that wasn’t sexual harassment? Gross. #TheOscars

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

I can’t believe I had to wait almost 10 years to finally hear “there we are again / when nobody had to know / you kept me like a secret / but I kept you like an oath” 😭😭

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

“I’m sorry you felt like that” vs “I’m sorry I did that” is all you really need to know about Greg’s behavior, I think #TheBachelorette

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

Nothin like dissociating to Punisher ✨

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

My dad has an appointment to get the vaccine next week 😭 so happy

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

TW: eating disorder, negative thoughts about food

Caught myself thinking “I’ll get a haircut when I lose weight, so I don’t ‘waste’ it” which is absolute shit so I booked a hair appointment for Saturday. Take that, brain

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

Is there are cozier vibe than laying under a blanket, candle lit, sweatpants on, listening to Phoebe Bridgers and playing Stardew Valley? I’ve reached peak cozy

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

@cgcpoems Yes!! I hate this!!!

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

Not sure where to start with #selfpublishing? I wrote a quick guide to self publishing your novel, and even made a free handy dandy checklist for you! ✨ #writingcommmunity

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[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

What does all this love amount to?

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

Um ANOTHER album? Miss Swift, I am not emotionally ready to write more poems about your songs

[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

You came to me while we were sleeping, we were both sleeping, and you asked me to hold this for you. I am holding this for you.

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

Taylor and Jack just vibing and obviously having so much fun while performing August is the exact serotonin I needed this morning

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

Can confirm

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

The fight isn’t over, and there’s so much left to do, but goddamn it’s a good day 💙

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Donald Trump’s premature claims of victory are illegitimate, dangerous, and authoritarian.

Count the votes. Respect the results.

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

just me and my fave girls

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

just your friendly neighborhood witch

[Kristian Porter | Freelance Writer and Editor @krissymporter]

All i know is that I’ve listened to this is me trying on repeat for hours and I have no interested in stopping