Svety Spaghetti

Russian doll/spy. Jungle cat. Vodka enthusiast. Firm believer in the bigger the hair, the closer to jesus. Blessed with #prettygrandmaproblems.

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It's okay to speculate as to how many I ate and how much weight I'm gonna gain...

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Btdub, that box is filled with red velvet cookies...not trying to brag though.

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Just my 23rd birthday...no big deal *shifty eyes*

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@MarkCamire bahahahaha!! LOVE that one :)) shanks bestie!! That made my day!!

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@MarkCamire I love you with all my little heart bestie!!! ;'D you're the best!!

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...my posture is so bad that Nickelback is currently writing a song about it.

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I feel that a sassy middle-aged black woman with long fingernails would be my spirit animal.

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Dr. House angrily pops three vicodin and hobbles from the whiteboard to his desk, suddenly it hits him. No more monkeys jumping on the bed.

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@ErickaT23 it's never a fail if you're listening to N'Sync Christmas *shakes head and continues to do kegels while listening to said album*

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@ErickaT23 JTT?! Ohemgee...consider my jealousy level at 14.86...I used to be soooooo in love with him!!

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@ErickaT23 key word is APPEAR, haha. I love this pic though! Our eyes look awesome.

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@MarkCamire bahaha. 'There he is!! Straddle me, grind me!! Nothing's off limits!!'

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@MarkCamire 'I am so sorry Cornelius!! You deserve a better end than this!!'

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@MarkCamire 'NOBODY ASKED YOU HERE PATRICE!!'

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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a dude who'd bring me food, I would...holler?

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Red Velvet?! Heck yes!

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Why do poor people spend money on exquisite tattoos when they can spend it on stuff like, idk, food and flat screen tv's??

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@MarioFMartinezz yayyyyy!! Lettuce hope :)) haha

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My phone tried to autocorrect Ketel to Jeter...Uhmmmmm, priorities iPhone, PRIORITIES.

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If there's anything I've learned from watching Dexter, it's that people get what they deserve and crazy women LOVE fucking serial killers.