Kris Jenner

god is dead and everything is permitted

[Kris Jenner @krissystrayy]

No context #GenV spoilers

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

i have to lose 10 pounds and clean my room and get a new job and be more outgoing and make more friends and change my wardrobe and fix my gut issues and stop sleeping so late and get a masters and meal prep and stop being myself

[Kris Jenner @krissystrayy]

You have to assume that every young white man with a mustache is Benson Boone.
Can never be too careful…

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

notice how he made sure to say "thank you" every single time i fortunately know who my goat is

[latke @latkedelrey]

fucked up that when they put contrast in your veins for an MRI they’re like “it’s gonna make you feel like you peed your pants. rest assured, you are not peeing your pants.” and you’re kinda like “that sounds ridiculous” but then it really does feel like you peed your pants.

[Cher @cher]

Father John Misty
I WANNA REAL LOVE

this is the world I want 2 live in

Didnt know (FJM) as artist, or Man.Was looking up another song & this came to me.
What belongs 2 U Comes 2

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

As someone who’s read every major biography on LBJ, this made me laugh because it’s exactly what he would say. Exactly this.

[Kris Jenner @krissystrayy]

Like youre telling me these aren’t the same people????

[Kris Jenner @krissystrayy]

I keep confusing the menendez brothers for the guys that used to do that zoboomafoo show on pbs kids

[gwen ellis bell @wuthrinheights]

I am looking for a wealthy husband‼️

About me:
- 27 years old
- no money
- no prospects
- a burden to my parents
- frightened

[Kris Jenner @krissystrayy]

Can you go like chill in a book store and read a book and then leave without buying the book or is that considered stealing??? Lol

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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[karl hungus @jacksonbunz]

fuckers looked badass tho didn’t they