baconweavingmaster

bacon weaving master

[Charlie L. Jones @CharliellJones]

If you're after some light relief from the rest of the world check out #fyrefestival. Its like 'Lord of the Flies' but with rich millennials

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

Who knew I would need to sell my kidney in order to pay for a Life Touch grad photo package. They forget we're still students in poverty.

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

@linwiltshire its absolutely heartbreaking 😣

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

😂😂😂

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

@BrookeSophia im dead inside

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

See you at the #CNSA2017 @JustinTrudeau We are all waiting for you!

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

#BellLetsTalk #CNSA2017

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

@CanadiensMTL #habselfie #gohabsgo

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

@Nikki_L_93 God damn! I was just in Van City like 3 weeks ago!!! #missedya #probsdontrememberme #flinflon

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

S/o to the 30+ people in the YXE security line who let me go ahead of them to catch a flight that was leaving in 10 mins! U are all amazing!

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

NO OPT OUT U-PASS, MANDATORY TEXTBOOKS, ONLY FIRST YEAR, NO PETS ALLOWED.

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

Thank you student loans for getting me through University.... I dont think I could ever repay you. #nomoney #pb&J

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

.@realDonaldTrump imagine somoene offering hero ,General George S. Patton a "gluten-free" sandwich! ! 🤔I am afraid of my Mexican niece

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

@BrookeSophia where is your next adventure off to??

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

@KevinSpacey Frank Underwood for President! No one can be as corruptive as you are.. Except for Hilary. She's crooked as fuck #AmericaneedsU

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

@jjbaberams baby pugs.. that was what was meant to be put in your hand #cuddle #snot #cuddle

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

@BrookeSophia what happened gal?!

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

@AaronPenner hopefully your hemophilia won't take you down when applying.. https://t.co/pW99wpxYzL

[CBC News Alerts @CBCAlerts]

Canada hiring astronauts. Cdn Space Agency accepting applications to August 15; final selection process to take about a year. Only 2 chosen.

[baconweavingmaster @kristaal4]

@realDonaldTrump Roses are red tacos are zesty don't blame a mexican because you are a pesty..piece of racist garbage who will not be prezy