Krista Behrend

guess why i smile a lot? uh cuz it's worth it.

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Hey @chrissyteigen could you come with @johnlegend to Madison March 3rd? 😍 thanks in advance #girlcrush #makemadisonchrissyagain #firsttime?

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When u try 2 drink like there's no tomorrow.. but there is.. n it's 2017 n now u've barfed a few times #welcome2017 #rousey #HappyNewYear

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That smell of freshly dyed hair 👌😌

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Just watched people cry getting puppies for Christmas presents on YouTube for 20 minutes straight. I'm also now crying.

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When grown men refer to their moms as "mommy" it makes me want to puke.

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Mom just cried cuz Luna keeps trying to eat her new puppy. Happy thanksgiving.

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K. Can I just be Kylie Jenner already?

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"I told my husband I wanted Botox and h called me a vain twat." #chickencoop #bartenderquote #connies #RelationshipGoals

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"There's no I in team, Laur." "I am not on a team with those idiots, they suck." Solves that debate.

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Halloween walks of shame, my favorite!

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The excitement I have for the sleep I'm about to embark on is unreal. 😴

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The only thing I miss about being in school is the extended periods of time spent wearing leggings. #fdenim

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@pitbull is the worst.

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Shower post buffet = most glorious feeling ever

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Alpine valley is beautiful.

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Glad this day sucks so bad so I can feel 0% bad about doing absolutely nothing.

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#drunkhistory is easily my new favorite show. Good job @ComedyCentral.

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I can't wait to paparazzi with my bae's tomorrow for old time gems sake.