Krista Krauss Miller

Hospitality and Experience Specialist. Mom to two. Tweets about politics and potty training.

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

Help @pangeaeducation Meet the Moment! We're fundraising for children's literacy. Your donation makes a difference! https://t.co/u6J7vyhKzu

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

I just gave to Fair Fight and you should too! https://t.co/u4afZ7WzH8

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

@couchchamp & I are taking advantage of the weather & golfing today. One of the baller Seniors we're paired with gave us a MGD. Haven't had one in years. Tastes like the cream soda of beer: sweet, creamy & non offensive. Can't decide whether I love it or hate it. @MillerDraftBeer

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

@Brian_Holden Ohhh I see. I was fascist farting the last 4ish years. I've been forcefully suppressing my farts mostly and only allowing them out in short, regimented bursts from my very tight and scared asshole. Freedom farts are waaaay better. To freedom farts! 💨🇺🇲 @LaurenLopez1

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

@EricTrump You mean if YOU'RE* sheep.
As in: YOU'RE a stupid ass who shouldn't be undermining the backbone of our Democracy when you can't even grasp 5th grade grammer. This is why YOU'RE known as the "dumb kid" out of YOUR siblings. And YOUR supporters are dumb sheeple.
YOU'RE welcome. 🤦‍♀️

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

@realDonaldTrump is protesting this election like my toddler protests bedtime: emotionally, irrationally, and delaying the inevitable making it harder on everyone. But guess what? The adults always win. #DumpTrump #ElectionResults2020 #Elections2020 #ToddlerinChief #VoteHimOut

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

My kid just told me he's giving me meatballs for my birthday. So I'm winning at this parenting thing. #ToddlerLife #toddlermom

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

New favorite metaphorical comparison for the #2020Election : @JoeBiden is vanilla ice cream. Do I wish it was maybe a more exciting, enticing flavor? Sure. But it's still ice cream. And @realDonaldTrump is dog shit. And I definitely don't want to eat dog shit. #VoteHimOut #vote

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

More commonalities between @realDonaldTrump & toddlers: the ability to dispute basic facts without flinching. IE: our toddler knows it's bedtime when it's dark.
@couchchamp: "It's dark outside, you know what that means."
Toddler: "No Dad, it's light."
😒
#trumptoddler #DumpTrump

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

Trump's debates have proved how childlike he is. I have a toddler who'd be a better President. In fact, the more I think about Trump being a toddler, the more similarities I see. IE: My kid is supposed to be potty training but today he crapped his pants then called it "perfect"🤦‍♀️

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

We're ready for #uwfootball ! #OnWisconsin #UWHC at home. #wisconsinfootball @UWMadison @BadgerFootball

[Jeff Miller @couchchamp]

We're so excited for @BadgerFootball to kickoff tonight! #UWHC

[Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot @mayorlightfoot]

So impressed by @pangeaeducation, a non-profit founded by @DePaulU students. They recently released The Unwelcome Stranger, a multicultural children's book designed to help families navigate #COVID19. https://t.co/1hEsJ0v3Cs #ChicagoGoodWorks

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

We had an INCREDIBLE birthday dinner last night at @Smyth_Loyalist. 🎂🎉

It was one of the best meals I've EVER had (and ya'll know I eat a lot, so that's really saying something!)… https://t.co/EekEml1l0L

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

At least the dogs like the snow... Puppy play time!
#roscoetheeskimo #goldengil #blizzard2018… https://t.co/qIDFLoCtjQ

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

@couchchamp Haha that looks like #roscoetheeskimo for sure! #alltheladieswhoareindependent #throwyourpawsupatme

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

When your mocha looks like your mutt. #roscoetheeskimo #itsbeginningtolookalotlikechristmas… https://t.co/rSwdSzdGaK

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

Today is Gilligan's 4 year #adoptaversary! On the left: Gil the night we took him home. On the… https://t.co/f6Ja0tNzvm

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

What an amazing night raising funds for @pangeaeducation at their We Are Willing gala! So proud… https://t.co/thCiZvWhdM

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

@couchchamp Your fault, not mine!

[Krista Krauss Miller @KristaD14]

Happy #Halloween from Prego Spaghetti Sauce and the Italian Chef. 🎃👻
#preggo #halloweencostume… https://t.co/BoDubxOpiF