Krista Kortman

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

@tawna_allred @twitmercan I’m gagging

[Gabriel Magalhaes @biel_m04]

NOTHING PERSONAL .. LONDON IS RED ❤️

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

All people are different people.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

being an adult is a little bit out of my price range right now

[Rakesh Satyal @rakeshsatyal]

Daylight saving time is like “What if night began at lunch?”

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

Just so y’all know... I’m somebody’s WIFEEEEE

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

I’ve developed a very deep affection for people who RSVP to weddings.

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

After watching a few episodes of @BachelorABC with Chris, I’ve realized he and I have very different taste in women.

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

Wedding planning is getting serious y’all. I can’t believe I’m getting married in 4.5 months! 🙈

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

@paigejolley16 @jduh___ I’m truly not surprised though

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

I’m going to Bakersfield in a couple days with my favorite people and I’m just 😭☺️😭☺️.

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

I get to marry my best friend SIX MONTHS FROM TODAY!

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

I totally understand saving the sea turtles, but paper straws are garbage.

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

@parrottash @BANGenergy Which is your favorite? I want to give them a try!

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

if my calculations are correct, i have absolutely no money

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

@MHUBB5 Start packin boy 😅

[Krista Kortman @kristallred]

@paigejolley16 Ugh