Krista J

Lawyer. Iowan in DC. Proudly bisexual 💗💜💙

[Krista J @kristamj]

sure sex is cool I guess but have you tried passing the bar

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@ahindocha21 What is the idiotic fuck is this

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Just read that the players at Field of Dreams had to enter through the corn?! Y’all…I’m a former detassler here to tell you that corn leaves are fucking sharp and itchy why would that be the plan 😂

[Jessica Law is no longer on X @JessicaTheLaw]

OK, Twitter, look - it's time to have a talk. I've been seeing a lot of climate despair on here lately, and I understand it's cathartic to voice your deepest fears, but at this point in time, that despair is also a self-fulfilling prophecy. I work for an environmental charity- 1/

[Krista J @kristamj]

@anxiouscap Nooo that sucks I’m sorry 😭

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@anxiouscap Apologies if this unsolicited advice is annoying, but I recommend satin or silk pillowcases. That’s made a huge difference for me in keeping my curls looking good overnight

[Krista J @kristamj]

@maguskaolinite 1000000% worth it tbh

[Krista J @kristamj]

Tony to Carmela:

[Krista J @kristamj]

@anxiouscap I just want you to know that I am now addicted to this and I regret absolutely nothing!

[Krista J @kristamj]

@ahindocha21 oh that would actually be so great!! can you text me? thanks so much!

[Krista J @kristamj]

THIS. Why do I need a cable subscription to access a free-to-air channel?!

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

We physically cannot figure out how to watch them

[Krista J @kristamj]

@anxiouscap What is it called I’m a sucker for things that waste my time 😂

[Krista J @kristamj]

Look folks. I’m a white woman. I like fall as much as anyone. But can we wait until *at least* August for the fall stuff to come out??

[People's Policy Project @PplPolicyProj]

Neal Paid Leave Plan Excludes 42% of New Mothers
https://t.co/HDTEyQ4gQ9

[Krista J @kristamj]

after the apocalypse, during nuclear winter, there will no longer be humans, but there will be cockroaches, and there will be Poshmark emails.

(seriously though I have tried everything I can think of to get off their damn email list, if anyone knows the secret plz share)

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@maguskaolinite I hate that so much

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@gehringatlaw I literally GASPED omggg

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

“I helped a corrupt family seize all this control.” We investigated the Britney Spears conservatorship for months. Here’s the story, by @jiatolentino and me: https://t.co/eFbljZJ3tY

[Jen Richards @SmartAssJen]

Cis women athletes aren’t allowed to compete as women. We’ve been telling you: transphobia is but one small part of a larger system that creates artificial boundaries around womanhood in order to maintain patriarchy and white supremacy.

[Krista J @kristamj]

@lyzl I too just watched that episode for the first time tonight! So so good.

[Krista J @kristamj]

In retrospect, I should have known I was bisexual when I wore plaid heels to class in high school.