Krista Naughton

I'm just bein' honest. #ChargeOn

[Carrie Ann @barelycarrie]

The CDC said just wear jeans and a cute top

[Krista Naughton @kristanaughts]

hey @RobinLehner, thought you’d like to see my fav Christmas present (from my bf, a Caps fan, but still a smart guy) - you’ll always be an Islander to me

[Ryan Gillespie @byRyanGillespie]

UCF Twitter all damn football season.

[brokey @brokeyinsiders]

Do u ever look at a pic of someone and ur like..... I let that person make ME cry?!?!?????

[Ida 🇵🇸 @ida_skibenes]

”ThE bABy YoU aBoRt cOuLDv’E cUrED CaNcEr”

The gay kid you bullied into suicide could’ve cured cancer.
The 14 year old dead after a school shooting could’ve cured cancer.
The baby you traumatized by putting it in a cage, could’ve cured cancer.

They had a heartbeat, too.

[Ludachris, Esq. @LudaChris_]

The night’s watch: we wanna make Jon Snow Lord Commander.

Jon snow: oh please no

Lords of the north: we wanna make Jon Snow King in the North

Jon snow: i don’t want to be.

Sam: you’re the heir to the iron throne
Jon snow:

[Krista Naughton @kristanaughts]

I cant think of a single thing I want more than this

[off-brand Britney Spears @britneydaggers]

Game of Thrones, but anytime they’re having a council meeting with the people of the kingdom, it’s the citizens of Pawnee.

[ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ @DollarBeKnowing]

Ladies and gentlemen, as the warm temperatures approach and before you make a bad decision of exposing your feet, just self reflect for a moment and ask yourself “Do I need a pedicure?”

Save innocent bystanders and lead with love.

[carol @venmo4feet]

My favorite way of establishing dominance is to spend hours cleaning my entire room and then say “sorry it’s so messy” when people come in

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

This close to going in.

[Megan Cruz Scavo @MeganScavo]

Coach K: “We haven’t had a team play any better against us than they did.”

Nothing but great things to say about #UCF.

[Dr. Mo Washington @MorganFerrara]

No body can understand the UCF family!!!! You either with us or against us but I promise it’s better on the inside!! That’s a special place!!!!

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

UCF is now 5 wins away from another National Championship.

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

UCF. More than just a football school.

[Isabel Wild @baysically]

Fun fact you can tell if a guy is a liar if he says he’s 5’11. If he was ACTUALLY 5’11 he would round up and say he was 6’, but since he knows he can’t pass for 6’ he chooses 5’11 to sound taller. Guys who say they’re 5’11 are always 5’9 sorry I don’t make the rules.

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

The fray: how to save a life

Me in 6th grade listening to my iPod nano, resting my head against the cold school bus window, watching cars pass by like bugs, zoning out everything negative in my life, just living in the moment: damn