Krista 🤙🏻

IG: kristaalee_ Snap: kristaoneil ☘️💋

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

Don't try to figure me out by social media. My "worst day ever" is probably because my toothpaste fell off of my toothbrush.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

Nothing like caffeine and albuterol to get your blood pumping

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻😩😩😩

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[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

If you quit telling lies about me I won’t tell the truth about you.

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

Just because I’m a mom doesn’t mean I like other people’s children.

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

It gives me anxiety that all the people who were pregnant at the same time as me are already pregnant again 😅

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

You should have to leave reviews on your exes so people know what they’re walking in to

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

Krista-ONeil 🤞🏻

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[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

Maverick accidentally tweeted on my phone this morning so I guess I’ll start using it again 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

Soooo just wondering, is Tom Brady still a “cheater” in the Bucs uniform? Or does that not apply anymore

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

9pm is the new midnight.

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

Start em’ young @NHLBruins

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

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[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

I wish I could escape to the beach for a few days

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

8 months pregnant: I’ve been craving a cannoli and was so excited to find this... SO DISAPPOINTED. Quick question @benandjerrys WHERE are the “fudge covered pastry shell pieces”?!? #askingformyfetus

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

What a great time to filter through “friends” on social media

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

Apparently my birthday is Monday... so that’s cool I guess

[Krista 🤙🏻 @kristaoneil]

I stalk my door dasher from the second I hit “place order” 🤤