krista summerow

[krista summerow @kristasummerow]

guys I just walked into my closet and there’s a fucking she wolf in there

[julia @juumelo_]

0 beers in texting him that I wanna drink his blood

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

For example nothing

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up petting their peeve

[bella! ٠ ࣪⭑🌼 @esnyfreakrry]

must be fucking lonely out in fucking paris if you fucking talk like that. cunt.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

how girls are dressing this summer

[josh @joshypooper]

free bleeding in my jordan’s

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[brewster @brewsternova]

When you’re in the movie theater people start inventing new ways to cough

[josh @joshypooper]

letting my burger sleep in my bed with me tonight

[annalisa @wasabisnoooters]

i often think about when johnny knoxville said he was okay with getting hit by a car because he had 2 pairs of jeans on

[victoria @vicjokerera]

caleb is so fucking funny man

[Groby @groby5000000]

We got swamp ass tomorrow

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They’re having a Kick me while I’m Down Contest

[rune sword @runesword1]

blood soaked owl always in peripheral vision. gets slightly closer every year on my birthday. good omen?

[josh @joshypooper]

show me on the burger where he hurt you.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

well great. It’s official. They’re killing me with hammers

[krista summerow @kristasummerow]

my yoga instructor said I have to stop calling the ragdoll pose a fent fold :(((

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

Just involuntarily had a thought in Minionese

[chad @chasedbywasps]

they sent me home from work because I was going hog wild