Kristen

bendy

[Kristen @kristdags]

I’m strongly against anyone using Find My Friends as a form of social media, but when it comes to Gary, I’m willing to make an exception

[Kristen @kristdags]

STOP

[Kristen @kristdags]

happy hump day

[Kristen @kristdags]

Ladies: don’t settle

[Kristen @kristdags]

Day 5 of covid and tigger keeps shepherding me to the door like “okay, you’re finally going to leave me alone today, right?”

[Matt Shearer @MattWBZ]

Thinking about the people of Stow, MA during this difficult time. @wbznewsradio

[Kristen @kristdags]

Trish has TikTok

[Gina Ippolito @GinaIppy]

Bring back Mary Shelley-esque writers retreats where a group of weirdo writers spend a weekend together getting drunk and eating snacks and end up writing the most famous horror stories of all time.

[Kara Gonchar @karagonchar]

there's no crying in baseball but there sure is in ✨advertising✨

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

10 year challenge? yeah, it has been. thank you for noticing.

[Kristen @kristdags]

*watching the news*

Dad: Why does his shirt say “God is dope”?
Mom: Dope means cool
Dad: I don’t get it
Mom (to me): I’m expanding my vocabulary

[Kyle Chayka @chaykak]

“sorry I responded late to your email I was unjustifiably terrified of opening it”

[Kristen @kristdags]

I accomplished nothing. Took a lot of naps tho

[Kristen @kristdags]

Making yoga my primary personality trait seemed like a good idea uuuuuntil the doctor ordered no physical activity for two weeks. Guess it’s time to learn macrame and use the art supplies I bought 3 years ago

[Kristen @kristdags]

Making yoga my primary personality trait seemed like a good idea uuuuuntil the doctor ordered no physical activity for two weeks. Guess it’s time to learn macrame and use the art supplies I bought 3 years ago

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

we are so fucked lmao