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[k @kristeez__]

It's hard to exist, sometimes.

Especially while being a mothafuckin g that's occasionally surrounded by people who are stupid and/or gross and/or lazy.

[k @kristeez__]

Brought prepacked salad to the office today... And received the recall message for possible Listeria contamination.

That's what happens when I try 🫠

[k @kristeez__]

I have the attention span of a fruit fly

[k @kristeez__]

This place is garbage

[k @kristeez__]

I'm just gonna make this a thread
https://t.co/9ZRq8sJZ3I

[k @kristeez__]

Video clips I can watch all day:
1) DOGS
2) Shaq
3) Snoop
4) Marshawn

.... There's more. I'll add as they come to mind.

[k @kristeez__]

Kristine, stop buying brussel sprouts. You don't know how to prep and cook them well. You've tried enough.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

OK IM TELLING YALL NOW I WOULD HAVE GOT SHOT!! IMAGINE IF THST WAS YOUR MOTHER, GRANDMOTHER, AUNT OR WIFE OR SISTER!! FUCK HOLDING A CAMERA MY KNEE JERK WENT YO DIVE ON DUDES BACK WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOUR FOURTH OF JULY!! THIS MF NEEDS TO BE HANDLED WE GOT TO FIGHT BACK! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

You know what it never was? That serious!

[k @kristeez__]

Damn, this headache will not quit.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

[k @kristeez__]

37 charges???? MAGA can sit right the fuck down.

[k @kristeez__]

The woman is a genius 🤣

Kinda rude. But still a mothafuckin g!!!!!!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

BEYONCÉ YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS😭😭😭😭�

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

Approximately 19 kids under the age of 18 have gender affirming surgery every year in America. More than twice that number of kids will get shot JUST TODAY in America.

If they’re telling you we need to address trans healthcare and ignore gun violence, you’re being fed a lie.

[k @kristeez__]

@kayceekase

[k @kristeez__]

Does anyone else call themselves an asshole multiple times throughout the day or is it just me???

[rich & REGULAR @richandregular]

ok, what’s the secret to hitting 10k steps per day? bonus points if you don’t mention getting a pet or one of those walking pads.

bc like, do I really have to go on a 2 hour walk…EVERY DAY?? Is that what you’re saying??

[Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_]

After every mass shooting we’re told it’s “too soon” to talk about the failed policy choices that allow this happen day after day in America.

The truth is it’s too late.

The time to act is NOW— we don’t have to accept mass death to appease the profits of the gun industry.