Kristen Keeler

I'm more of a sinner, than a saint. But baby don't give up on me.

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

@cl_bengtson @girlscouts but have you tried the s'mores yet? #omg 😍😍😍

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@wcorkins @WheresMV haha uhhhh I have no idea what your talking about 😬😂

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

@WheresMV don't lie..we all know the alphabet puzzle is for you trying to learn your ABCs

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

2nd time this week I've been asked when I'm due 🙄 guess maybe it's time to lose the baby weight #nochristmascookiesforme

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

Literally ate pie for dinner the past 2 days and lost 2 pounds #breastfeeding #win

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

Being a mom is weird. I just spent 20 minutes digging boogers out of my baby's nose.

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

My baby slept 8 straight hours last night 🙌🏼 #hallelujah

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

Nothing makes me smile bigger than when my sweet little baby farts in her sleep 😊💨

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

November 9th will be the best day ever because people can STOP POSTING ABOUT THE ELECTION ON SOCIAL MEDIA #yourpostisntgoingtowinmyvote

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

My day is made when my adorable, sweet little baby girl, dressed in flowers and a bow, lets out a bigger fart than my grown husband 💨

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

@WheresMV @rorie_milner @wcorkins you're welcome for that btw 😂😂 #likemotherlikedaughter

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@rorie_milner @WheresMV @wcorkins well she is half me, so I have a feeling she will be a natural 💁🏻🍺

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@rorie_milner @WheresMV @wcorkins Jealous! Me and Kate want to come too!

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Hair cut ✅ mani/pedi ✅ Little miss, you can come whenever! 👶🏻🎀

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

Babes says we're not sleepin tonight..looks like she's the boss 😳 #38weeks #insomnia #stopkickingmyribsplease

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

@WheresMV @wcorkins 😳😳😂😂😂

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

Probably the first ever July 5th that I haven't been hungover 😶 #pregnancy

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

Never have I known true misery until swimming suit shopping at 7 months pregnant 😳

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

Things that are NOT ok to say to a pregnant woman 😠: •Wow your huge! •You look like a balloon! •Are you sure there's only one in there?

[Kristen Keeler @kristen337]

Double digits! 99 days till Baby K's due date! 😊🎀💗👶🏻