Kristen Jones

[Kristen Jones @kristen_jon]

I was today years old when I found out the saying is ‘open says me’ and not ‘open sesame’.

[James @CaucasianJames]

if u want a rainbow, u gotta put up with the rain

- mr worldwide

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

This video passed the vibe check.

[Mariah Hanson @mariah96jo]

I get most of my exercise these days by shaking my head in disbelief

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Everybody stay calm.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

2009 was the year my daddy died

2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to sleep on thanksgiving

2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the year I told my mama I can buy her a house

Anything can happen in a decade

Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Did it work? Asking for a friend.

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

all 6 of my brain cells assembling so I can spell necessary https://t.co/nEId9NHcoI

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me drinking coffee and waiting for it to solve all my problems

[KARA @kavavafine]

Absolutely no one:
The hot chocolate waiters from The Polar Express:

[toni @bigkneees]

how do i convince all my friends to be pitbull w me tell me this isn’t hilarious

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jessie. She works at a children’s hospital teaching patients not to be afraid of certain procedures. For an echocardiogram, just lie on your back and hold your mom’s hand. 14/10

[Kristen Jones @kristen_jon]

Cooper when I get home from work:

“Mom! Look at me, mom! I’m so happy to see you, mom! I missed you, mom!”

[Snowflake from heck @Stochu]

The doggo is supposed to run up to her and sit...

[Kristen Jones @kristen_jon]

The hardest thing about working out is that Five Guys is next door