kristen

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[kristen @kristeneilan]

Here I am at the ripe old age of 22, reminiscing about the days I didn't have constant back pain

[kristen @kristeneilan]

Every time I consider myself proficient in Excel, it finds a new way to humble me deeply

[kristen @kristeneilan]

I cant believe it's 2022 and people are still littering

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

who decided to “spring forward” at 2 a.m. on the weekend. we should do it at 4 p.m. on a monday

[kristen @kristeneilan]

@DylanKirton 6 years ago when I would get a scrape: "here I'm just going to put some bactine on it, it'll hurt a bit I'm so sorry" *gently pats it on*
Dylan now: treats my skinned knee by dumping a whole bottle of hydrogen peroxide on it saying "hehehe let it burnnnnn"

[kristen @kristeneilan]

Facebook really needs an eyeroll reaction

[kristen @kristeneilan]

People are either building a deck or getting pregnant during covid and it turns out having a baby is actually cheaper

[kristen @kristeneilan]

I'm so anti-confrontational that I got an adrenaline rush from politely asking a group of kids to not walk through my yard today. Lord please let 2021 be the year I finally grow that backbone I so desperately need

[kristen @kristeneilan]

Day ??? Of COVID: I got dressed up to go to Dollarama

[kristen @kristeneilan]

2020 update: I can now work from bed and this is every bit as amazing as 2017 me thought it would be.

[kristen @kristeneilan]

I need a job where I can work from my bed

[kristen @kristeneilan]

For breakfast I just made sautéed spinach and mushrooms with an egg (the piece of leftover pizza I inhaled at 7:30 this morning is irrelevant). @ me if you want top notch diet advice

[i dont like yall no more @user201020]

Friends that treat your wins like their own>>>>>>>>

[kristen @kristeneilan]

When a song that I listened to alot during my lowest time will come on while I'm enjoying the highest point of my life so far and I'm like damn have I come a long way

[kristen @kristeneilan]

Man was I ever misinformed when I thought you had to be at least mid-50's to blow your back out just from sneezing

[kristen @kristeneilan]

Someone please explain to me how I've barely left the house for a month and STILL get sick.

[kristen @kristeneilan]

After not working all week bc of the coronavirus, I absolutely do not agree with my former self. This shit's boring af

[kristen @kristeneilan]

New plan for the future: stay at home dog mom

[kristen @kristeneilan]

These gas prices are really making me wonder if I can fit a slip tank in my suv

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

How’s social distancing going? Yesterday I took a nap to stop eating.

[kristen @kristeneilan]

Its officially windows down but heated seats on season

[kiki @kearalorraine]

this is what the inside of my brain looks like today

[kristen @kristeneilan]

How much taco dip is too much for one person in a sitting? Asking for a friend