kristenguz 🍓🌸

#1 steve fan. only the fearless can be great.

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

This is a red bell pepper stan account

[Катᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵈ @sumnerslove]

why do chronically late people act like their friends have Infinite Hours and that they cause no harm by arriving 40 minutes past the meet-up time, like newsflash bro, people have lives

[Chopper @Chopper_Rebel]

I can't with the little bowties

[𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 ☠︎ @mastr_alchmist]

nobody understands the bond between a girl and the emo bands she listened to when she was 12

[LeisureTime TV @Leisure_TimeTV]

Looking around at the Grand Floridian to see if people can tell you're staying at All Star Sports.

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

No one in this line knows I have a Disneyland pickle and two bags of hot Cheetos in my purse

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

I really like when the muppet puppeteers just shake the muppet around really fast

[Michael Eisner @Michael_Eisner]

Congratulations to Josh D’Amaro for becoming the CEO of the Walt Disney Company, and congratulations to Chairman James Gorman for making such a wise pick as well as promoting Dana Walden to president and chief creative officer.  My advice to Josh is continue Bob Iger’s strategy that creativity will handle profits, always protect the brand, and keep close the words of Walt Disney: "We love to entertain kings and queens, but the vital thing to remember is this—every guest receives the VIP treatment.” Good luck.

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

It’s so cold outside that I’ve found myself really enjoying groundhogs day tok

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

If I had a nickel for every time harry styles releases a new album right before i go to Disneyland, I would have two nickels. Which is not a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

They gotta get fetty wap back in the studio‼️

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

The camera at the target sco keeps me so humble

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

My pilates instructors asking me if I have a dance background is the ultimate compliment

[★ LAUREN B. BROWN ★ @RAGGEDYROYAL]

sometimes ur makeup brushes gotta be a lil dirty like a cast iron skillet

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

Today I’m thankful that Chester’s hot fries are gluten free. Bless you, Chester.

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

She makes me want to wear some cunty headwear

[dre 𓆗 @gagasmiko]

she looks so beautiful here how is she real

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

How to tell if a Pho restaurant is good:
- one guy screaming across a restaurant to sit anywhere
- plastic cups from 2001
- ran thru bottle of sriracha
- comes out almost immediately
- decor that makes no sense
- has numbers in the restaurant name

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

I’m never beating the iPad kid allegations

[kristenguz 🍓🌸 @kristenguzz]

@aubrionna @eMJayIRL Loved getting cocktails and dinner at Wild Child. They have a new cocktail bar called Slim Charmer that looks good!